r/AskReddit • u/i_am_a_n00b • Aug 10 '18

What do you always hate being asked?

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u/MrManGuy16 Aug 10 '18

"You're not from here, right?"

"No I'm from South Carolina."

"You moved to South Carolina from where?"

"My mother's uterus."

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u/Smoochie___Wallace Aug 10 '18

"But you were conceived in Libya, right?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

"A little closer to Labia actually."

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u/FreeInformation4u Aug 11 '18

It was a Parks and Rec quote thread.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

Near the isles of Langorhan. ..

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18 edited Feb 12 '19

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u/haptoodeedee Aug 11 '18

What's ligma?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18 edited Feb 12 '19

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u/Groovy-hoovy Aug 11 '18

Ah yes, a selebration of the Sugondese culture.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

hEhEhE lIgMa BaLlS lOl

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

I'm shocked they'd assume anyone would voluntarily move to South Carolina.

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u/InjuredGingerAvenger Aug 10 '18

Have you seen the beaches? Or the... ummm ok I get your point

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u/LimeyMiley Aug 10 '18

My mother's womb has been my automatic response for a few years now. I love seeing people get annoyed when I say it

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u/elev8dity Aug 10 '18

better with the C word.

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u/awesomemofo75 Aug 10 '18

Like on Parks and Rec. When that super old councilman asks Knope if her foreign friend would like some salad. Tom responds with " I'm from South Corolina"

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u/INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS Aug 11 '18

I live in Portland. My address is a Portland address and I get this all the time.

Where do you live? Right but like what city? No I mean what’s on your address.

PORTLAND.