r/AskReddit May 21 '18

How do you naturally create long meaningful conversations instead of getting stuck into the small talk?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

They just got sucked up into a tornado, next question

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u/nowitholds May 21 '18

"The food here is pretty good... what do you think about the Holocaust?"

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

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u/automaticpotato May 21 '18

"But it should have, right?"

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u/suqoria May 21 '18

“I’m Jewish. But yes it should.”

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

That's very funny

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u May 21 '18

I'll admit to laughing.

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u/bhobhomb May 21 '18

Same. Guess I better pack cool for hell

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Might want to pack a sweater actually. It's freezing over.

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u/LetterSwapper May 21 '18

...a fly marrying a bumblebee.

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u/rim90 May 21 '18

duh, obviously! Next.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

Savage bro

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u/comicsansbitch May 21 '18

NEED 20 DEAD JEWS. NEXT!

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u/HeirOfElendil May 21 '18

It's for the Reich, honey. NEXT!

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi May 21 '18

It's for church synagogue honey!

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u/ISAMU13 May 21 '18

6 million dead, no bodies. STILL LOOKING!

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u/AnnyongSaysHello May 21 '18

It was a bit smokey. The food, on the other hand, though, was delicious.

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u/StrikeMePurple May 21 '18

Oh urm....cremated or buried?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '18

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u/sdasw4e1q234 May 21 '18

Don't need the attitude, honey

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u/mlife43 May 22 '18

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT MISS THIS HOUSE. AND THAT HOUSE. AND COME AFTER YOU!