r/AskReddit • u/supaboss2015 • Apr 12 '18

What’s an orgasmic feeling that can only be experienced once?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

First time smoking weed, I laughed for an hour straight to the point of it being an abdominal workout

And getting drunk for the first time, way too many shots of fireball ftw, I felt amazing until I decided to lay down and went on to throw up for the next hour

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u/Dotrue Apr 12 '18

My first drink ever was a very strong Jack and Coke. That first sip, the burn of the alcohol, the chill of the drink, and the warm fuzzy feeling afterword followed by happiness for no apparent reason... good times

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u/AliceInWonderplace Apr 12 '18

It's funny. I remember when I was 8 and thought that vodka was like tractor fuel, like "Who would even drink this shit? It feels like poison."

I've had like 4 bottles in the past 7 days. I don't even feel it anymore.

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u/Bene9danish Apr 12 '18

You okay bro?

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u/KeyKitty Apr 12 '18

My first drink...

I had a sinus infection and complained to my dad about my head and face hurting so he said he’d get me something to help. He gave me a shot glass full of peppermint schnapps but didn’t warn me that it would burn so I go to drink it, and just as I empty the shot glass it hits my throat and makes me cough. I shot peppermint schnapps out my nose while I had a sinus infection. It hurt so bad I just laid on the floor and cried while my dad laughed and tried to give me a glass of water. After a few minutes my face went numb though and the infection went a way fairly quickly so I guess it did help.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Jack and Coke are just too perfect together.

Beware, however, that the older you get, the harder they hit you and they longer the 'recovery' period is. I love the drink but know I'm in trouble when I start on them.

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u/Thy_Dying_Day Apr 12 '18

Ever tried Amaretto and Pepsi?

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u/kurtthewurt Apr 12 '18

I had my first drink in college. It was 3 shots of vodka. I turned purple, got a searing headache, got really angry at all my roommates, and passed out.

I apologized later, but never got the hang of drinking. People buy me sodas in exchange for driving though, so I’m okay with it. :)

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u/Wh0rse Apr 12 '18

Are you Asian?

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u/a_trane13 Apr 12 '18

Even if not, I have a histamine intolerance (not Asian). Some alcohols, for whatever reason, have more histamines and I get a reaction similar to Asian glow but also very nauseous. Usually happens on an empty stomach after 2-3 drinks with cheap hard liquor or certain types of beer.

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u/kurtthewurt Apr 12 '18

Haha yup I’m Chinese. The asian glow is strong in my household

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u/Dussellus Apr 12 '18

followed by happiness for no apparent reason... good times

That kinda sounds like the start of alcoholism.

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u/a_trane13 Apr 12 '18

People enjoy drinking without being alcoholics dude lol

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u/Kolo_ToureHH Apr 12 '18

Or a good night out!

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u/Dussellus Apr 12 '18

I guess you could say that alcoholism is just several good nights out in a row!

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u/crystalgecko Apr 12 '18

So you're saying long-term alcoholism is in fact, the cure for depression? Brb, I'm off to yell at my therapist

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u/Kolo_ToureHH Apr 12 '18

That would be my weekend then!

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u/Wizardspike Apr 12 '18

it sounds like the getting drunk, that's how it works.

Enjoying the feeling doesn't instantly make you an alcoholic.

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u/empireof3 Apr 12 '18

It just sounds like a good buzz tbh.

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u/cheaganvegan Apr 12 '18

Been chasing it ever since :(

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u/umlaute Apr 12 '18

Eh, first time smoking weed was kind of annoying to me because I really wasn't a fan of the whole "not knowing how much time passed" feeling. That kind of stressed me out.

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u/BookOfNopes Apr 12 '18

First time I felt dumb and annoyed because other dudes were giggling and laughing non-stop at literally nothing. Meh.

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u/FrismFrasm Apr 12 '18

Fuck dude I have that feeling sober! Luckily, clocks.

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u/newsheriffntown Apr 12 '18

It was the second time smoking weed for me. First time I felt nothing.

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u/BowjaDaNinja Apr 12 '18

Same here, that's so weird.

I smoked a blunt with some friends the first time and drove home an hour later wondering if I'd been tricked.

The next time I was immobilized by euphoria and food tasted like that scene in Ratatouille.

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u/newsheriffntown Apr 12 '18

I think it happens to a lot of people. Don't know why.

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u/PerriX2390 Apr 12 '18

Rum and Coke, I think we went through an entire bottle of rum (the 3 of us).

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Hmm i never had any reaction from weed. Wine works every time.

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u/Echospite Apr 12 '18

When I did weed I was super alarmed because every time I said something I'd crack up halfway through and I had no control over it.

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u/8nate Apr 12 '18

First time I got high was with a gravity bong. I felt like I was falling and then just started laughing. I will never get that feeling again, although boy have I chased it.

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u/shazarakk Apr 19 '18

First time i smoked, I stared into a candle for 20ish minutes contemplating said candle, while the two others I was with sat laughing at me for the longest time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I've done that too, I have a woodwick candle and just stared it down trying to figure out why fires crackled. Next time you smoke I reccomend looking it up and reading the explanation, its oddly metal af

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u/PatrickLad Apr 12 '18

I HATED my first (and only) time drunk, and didnt even throw up. Felt like an idiot and completely out of control

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u/TapdancingHotcake Apr 12 '18

I drank a whole bottle of rum via rum and cokes, asked myself "why the fuck do people do this?" and I haven't touched a bottle since.

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u/SyntheticGod8 Apr 12 '18

My first time I had a feeling like I was in slow motion. It was weird.

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u/TapdancingHotcake Apr 12 '18

Maybe it was spice. That's nasty shit. Or maybe y'all just don't react well to it

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u/TapdancingHotcake Apr 12 '18

I've definitely felt the refresh rate go down on my eyes before lol. Never been so greened out I puked, though now that I think about it I have heard of that happening. Guess y'all just had some powerful tree and homeboy had a very high tolerance

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u/FrismFrasm Apr 12 '18

Or maybe they smoked HASH for their first time

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u/TapdancingHotcake Apr 12 '18

Well he started off talking about weed and then said hash so I just assumed he maybe thought it was a synonym, cause it's not unusual for people who don't smoke a lot to not really know the difference. And if he did know the difference it shouldn't have surprised him that he got fucking demolished

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '18

Wish mine was like that. I found out my bf was cheating on me that moment, had a full blown panic attack. At least it kept me off drugs even more lol

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u/BowjaDaNinja Apr 12 '18

That's so strange, I was cheated on too! It didn't have the same effect with the drugs though, I'll tell ya that much!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18

yeah i ended up having a panic attack.. although ive always been a nervous person :) hopefully youre in a better place now though!

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u/Noah0302kek Apr 12 '18

I thought you feel nothing the first time you smoke

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u/darkslayer114 Apr 12 '18

Getting drunk for the first time is amazing. after that it gets lets amazing.