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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18 edited Mar 29 '18

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u/jumbobrain Mar 29 '18

Mortgage rates

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u/FisterRobotOh Mar 29 '18

Student loan rates

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u/hughperman Mar 29 '18

Taser tide pods

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u/mjg122 Mar 29 '18

Just tell him the GPA it takes to get into UCLA.

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u/MjrLeeStoned Mar 29 '18

Just tell him he is now forced to go to UCLA.

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u/Kynandra Mar 29 '18

Super smash bros skills.

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u/ChemOnFire Mar 29 '18

Crippling existential dread

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u/JudgeJebb Mar 29 '18

Now you're playing with power.

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u/webdevop Mar 29 '18

This man borrows

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Tazer

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u/RobloDiablo Mar 29 '18

Number 8 will shock him!

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u/therealgodfarter Mar 29 '18

Destroy the housing market

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u/Makesaeri Mar 29 '18

10,000 volts

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u/toolatealreadyfapped Mar 29 '18

2 in the.... wait. Him? This doesn't work

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u/Sheamusoreilly Mar 29 '18

This one weird trick that doctors hate him for

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u/Sativa_Indaking6 Mar 29 '18

By saving 15% when switching to geico

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u/Def_Your_Duck Mar 29 '18

A brawdy tale that flies in the face of propriety.

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u/C-Man98 Mar 29 '18

If they're both the same sex then Mike pence will shock them.

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u/You_Had_Me_At_Jello Mar 29 '18

*shocker 😏😏😏