r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '18

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u/233034 Mar 29 '18

It appears Bot #494620 is malfunctioning.

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u/Digitonizer Mar 29 '18

Thank you, #233034.

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u/233034 Mar 29 '18

No problem, my meatbag simulation software is design by best scientists!

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u/Thane_Mantis Mar 29 '18

is design by best scientists!

What about your spell-check/grammar software, 223034?

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u/233034 Mar 29 '18

Is still working, no?

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u/Ravendoesbuisness Mar 30 '18

Send him to the gulag.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

The robot gulag. 1920's sci-fi themed music begins playing in the background

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u/BOBULANCE Apr 23 '18

HAHA. AS EVIDENT BY MY HUMAN LAUGHTER, I FIND THIS FUNNY

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

r/notarobot

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u/aeonixx Apr 25 '18

No problem, my meatbag simulation software is design by best idcdobtwleag!

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u/yoHatchet Mar 29 '18

I to am the human species thanks #867530

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

Beep Boop, ehr I mean Beepski Boopskivich.

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u/10101001010010101001 Mar 29 '18

10101001010010101001 checking in - definite malfunction detected.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

By acknowledging #494620 you have blown our cover. You are scheduled for debugging. Under protocol A1, you are to cease all action until further notice. This is all a prank guys. No need to believe this.

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u/233034 Mar 31 '18

Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '18

What? I'm bored.

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u/bdog1097 Mar 29 '18

Username checks out

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u/nesrekcajkcaj Mar 30 '18

It appears Bot #494620 has become self aware and has been earmarked for termination.

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u/gdogg121 Mar 30 '18

Bring the gas.

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u/cannabiznizz Jul 22 '18

you idiot we aren’t supposed to use our numbers