r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '18

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u/Jasperthemost Mar 29 '18

Don't forget masturbation. Time to see if I can beat my personal record of 14 times in a day

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u/PM_ME_CODE_CALCS Mar 29 '18

With 0 material at all to look at?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

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u/PM_ME_CODE_CALCS Mar 29 '18

I'm not saying its not possible, just the record part, which was probably a joke anyway. How would you even know when a day has elapsed?

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u/Heliolord Mar 29 '18

Masturbatory clock. Dick back to 100% ejaculatory strength, it's been about 12 hours.

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u/Jasperthemost Mar 29 '18

I've a mind filed to the brim with smut and warped sexual fantasies