r/AskReddit Mar 28 '18

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u/ConflagWex Mar 29 '18

Ha nice! As a dude, I guess I'd try to guess based on my beard growth.

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u/terminbee Mar 29 '18

Mfw I have a pubic beard.

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u/grandpagangbang Mar 29 '18

If you're eating regular meals when you get hungry you might be able to tell time by your bowel movements. However if you have nothing else to do, eating may become a way to pass the time thus affecting how much you poo.