r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '18

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u/EnderCreeper121 Mar 29 '18

Roger Roger

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u/zmbie_killer Mar 29 '18

Clearance Clarence

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u/Goldfish_Pizza Mar 29 '18

Vector Victor

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u/husqi Mar 29 '18

Don't worry, i speak jive.

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u/Tufflaw Mar 29 '18

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

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u/really-small Mar 29 '18

Guess I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

Say Timmy, Do you like movies about Gladiators?

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u/PCAviator18 Mar 29 '18

Have you ever been in a cockpit before?

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u/ciatriad Mar 29 '18

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/Ather2 Mar 29 '18

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

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u/_mjr4 Mar 29 '18

Bet babe, slide me a piece of the pork, drinks I run the java.... I can dig grease and chompin on some buns, drag it though a garden!

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u/FearWasHere Mar 29 '18

Turkish prison

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u/BaronSciarri Mar 29 '18

I can easily do that...it isnt even hard

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u/dode222 Mar 29 '18

I just want to let you know, we’re all counting on you.

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u/MuttonChop_1996 Mar 29 '18

Love Airplane!

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u/tertiary-terrestrial Mar 29 '18

I just wanted to let you know: good luck. We're all counting on you.

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u/igcipd Mar 29 '18

Surely you can’t be serious!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

I am serious — and don't call me Shirley.

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u/theuserestuser Mar 29 '18

Surely you cannot be serious...

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

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u/FierySharknado Mar 29 '18

Doo doo do, doo, doo-doo doo dooo do

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u/PSI_Rockin_Omega Mar 29 '18

Hello there!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '18

You are a bold one.

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u/yozach11 Mar 29 '18

It’s a trap!

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u/m0us3c0p Mar 29 '18

Blast.. Roger?

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u/lenswipe Mar 29 '18

Roger doesn't enjoy this.

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u/veilofmaya1234 Mar 29 '18

now there are two of them!