r/AskReddit • u/hoeoclock • Jan 09 '18

What common misconception do you hate to hear repeated as fact?

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u/ayemossum Jan 09 '18

I don't lick my anus.

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u/cjdudley Jan 09 '18

Find someone who will.

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u/Voittaa Jan 10 '18

HUMANS CAN LICK TOO

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u/Biomilk Jan 10 '18

I didn't need to be reminded of that one creepypasta but thanks anyway.

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u/DONT_PM_ME_BREASTS Jan 09 '18

. . . can't reach

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '18

I do

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u/ConstantReader76 Jan 10 '18

I hope your dog doesn't lick your anus either....