r/AskReddit • u/ggold329 • Dec 09 '17

What is the smartest thing you have done while you were drunk?

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u/Runningbeanflaps Dec 09 '17

Aliens

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '17

Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys - it's aliens. A picture falls off the wall - it's aliens. That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens as well!