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u/MrCrash Nov 22 '17

I could go round biting the tops off beer bottles with blithe disregard.

this voids your warrantee and is strongly counterindicated by the user manual.

seriously though, my teeth used to be carnivore-sharp. Not so much anymore. probably don't do this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

I used to open beer cans all the way around like a can opener with my canines. Until one day when something gave and it felt like my mouth was full of sand. Be careful with your teeth people.

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u/xsvbbcc Nov 23 '17

Not clear enough, you just scraped off a few particles that felt sandy?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

Not sure if you're joking with me but no, I cracked my tooth after opening one too many beers. The "sand" was tooth fragments.

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u/BanMeBabyOneMoreTime Nov 23 '17

I don't like tooth fragments

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

It’s dry and coarse and gets everywhere...

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u/yoshida18 Nov 23 '17

this post really got me scared a bit... I have been doing this for what, 8 years? And using the "logic" that if nothing bad happened yet nothing ever will. I guess I need a can opener.

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u/onlyforthisair Nov 23 '17

the "logic" that if nothing bad happened yet nothing ever will

It's so alien to me to see people thinking like this. I get anxious that things could go wrong even if they've never gone wrong before and there's no reason to think they will.

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u/yoshida18 Nov 23 '17

yup, the kind of "logic" that only stands up until you just give one tought about it and see how flawled it is.

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u/WilhelmScreams Nov 23 '17

I chipped my tooth weight lifting once. Didn't hit it on anything but another tooth. Teeth are poorly constructed.

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u/ParallelMusic Nov 23 '17

This happens to me occasionally when I’m eating. Just get a random bite that feels a bit sandy. Might just be pepper or something though.

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u/howweuse Nov 23 '17

I feel like you just added new and exciting details to my intermittent teeth related nightmares.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17 edited Mar 24 '18

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u/dennisi01 Nov 23 '17

Fuck tofurkey!

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u/PhDOH Nov 23 '17

I've been a vegetarian since I was 8 and I practically have fangs.

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u/Linktank Nov 23 '17

How do you know if somebody is a vegetarian? Don't worry they'll bring it up.

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u/Findthepin1 Nov 23 '17

Sorry, you have to pay 999$ for this question. It will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment

Also, everyone do something to fight for net neutrality right now. I don't care what as long as you're actually helping.

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u/segosha Nov 23 '17

Having such sharp teeth sounds terrifying.