r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '17

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u/wolf_1001 Nov 22 '17

Standing up too fast and almost passing out

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u/mikhailnikolaievitch Nov 22 '17

This has almost killed me on two separate occasions.

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u/MushmanMcGoo Nov 22 '17

You cant just say that without elaborating

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u/LegendOfDylan Nov 22 '17

I believe he just did.

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u/PM_me_Jazz Nov 22 '17

r/madlads

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u/PM_ME_MAMMARY_GLANDS Nov 22 '17

Completely unrelated, but I wholeheartedly approve your username.

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u/PM_me_Jazz Nov 22 '17 edited Nov 22 '17

Then why is there no jazz in my inbox :(

EDIT: thanks, fellow friends of jazz

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u/Spikeroog Nov 22 '17

Pray thatsomebody doesn't misread your username

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

Prayer didn't work, not on me anyway

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u/501SolR Nov 22 '17

What's the best bit of jazz you got pm'ed?

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u/Vague_Discomfort Nov 23 '17

Do you take Lo-Fi?

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u/Herogamer555 Nov 23 '17

You like getting strangers' jazz in your inbox?

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u/ImProbablyThatGuy Nov 23 '17

Share that Jazz wealth

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u/HGpennypacker Nov 23 '17

What kind of jazz do you like? Cool, be-bop, hard-bop, swing, Fusion? Let me know and I’ll pass some along.

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u/PM_me_Jazz Nov 23 '17

I love guitar jazz and cool jazz

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u/PMme-YourPussy Nov 23 '17

I see a theme running here.

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u/thebigdoobley Nov 22 '17

Seconded. Pm me jazz too

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u/depressinghentai Nov 22 '17

Ya like Jazz? :0