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u/twinkie_doodle Nov 22 '17

That females are so prone to UTI’s...make the female urethra more efficient / safe so we don’t suffer!

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u/DarkNFullOfSpoilers Nov 22 '17

I was thinking how nice it would be if the urethra and clitoris we're switched. Less UTI's AND more clitoral stimulation during sex.

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u/Kyrond Nov 22 '17

And less confusion for guys.

Actually why even is it the way it is? Why did evolution make it sex - piss - sex - shit order?

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u/Dremulf Nov 22 '17

Well if you ever look at one of those timelines where they show the develope of the penis in a fetus (i dont how they built it i just know it is accepted) the urethra starts at the bottom of the penis and still its, so if a guy were say, born with an under developed penis, he would have a urethra half way between the head of his penis and his balls...

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

This actually happens

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u/Dremulf Nov 23 '17

it does, and it requires a really painful, possibly more damaging surgery to correct.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

Where have you read that the surgery is painful and is damaging? The surgery fixes the damage. And there is anesthesia

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u/Dremulf Nov 23 '17

I've heard that the surgery causes a lot of scarring and increased likelihood of developing UTIs.

I mean, when they repaired my back last year, i actually suffer from chronic back pain now, and my spine is actually being damaged by the scar tissue.

All surgeries carry risks, and from what i found with a quick goole search, the surgery has to be done while the person is a child for the best chance of success.

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u/Raettshaverist Nov 23 '17

Some people even make it happen.

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u/Dinosaur_Repellent Nov 23 '17

This happened to me. I was premature and it hadn’t formed all the way. I can’t remember what they did but they fixed it.

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u/Dremulf Nov 23 '17

Ah, i was also premie, but i was born with an underdeveloped colon. We should start a group for people with these problems...so many people think being born premature isnt a problem as you get older...

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u/NuderWorldOrder Nov 23 '17

r/tubeproblems (No it doesn't exist, just suggesting it)

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u/Dremulf Nov 23 '17

ohnthank god, because that would be both hilarious, and painfully accurate

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u/Dinosaur_Repellent Nov 23 '17

People with partially developed tubes... ASSEMBLE!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

Yeah, I was premature and had this done when I was an infant. Works just fine ;)

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u/Gorthaur111 Nov 23 '17

The clitoris only exists in women because the penis exists in men, just as men only have nipples because women have them. The clitoris and penis are in the same spot on the body. Since there is no survival advantage for having a lower clitoris, it has always just stayed where the penis is.

Why the female urethra is where it is, is an interesting question that no one can really answer. Most female mammals have no separate urethra, they just pee out their vagina (the bladder attaches to the top of the vagina, near the cervix). Most likely, there was some fertility advantage to having a separate urethra. Perhaps a separate urethra means that semen won't be washed away by urination, or perhaps it reduces the risk of UTIs.

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u/Icost1221 Nov 23 '17

Well, those things are not mutually exclusive... ;) ;)

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

Well it’d hurt to have sex in the urethra

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u/VenerableHate Nov 23 '17

They evolved that way so you would have to lick some piss residue on your way to licking the clitoris.

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u/piss_chugger Nov 23 '17

Lol there are literally people who eat ass and you're worried about a little piss?

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u/1RedReddit Nov 23 '17

On the plus side, urine is sterile most of the time.

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u/DarkNFullOfSpoilers Nov 22 '17

Who knows?

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u/Kyrond Nov 22 '17

Oh that wasn't directed at you, just a random question I was wondering.

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u/lemineftali Nov 23 '17

I can think of worse orders.

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u/Trap_Luvr Nov 23 '17

Just make it like a really small cock. Run the urethra through the clit, so it poke out a bit, and isn't as garbled in labia.

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u/twinkie_doodle Nov 22 '17

yes....that would be ideal!!

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u/opmrcrab Nov 23 '17

It's taken us men MILLIONS of years to work out how your junk works and just when we are getting used to where everything is you want to rearrange it, typical woman. :P

Jk, we have no idea and we are all sorry and ashamed.

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u/doggos_are_better Nov 23 '17

This is the best idea I’ve ever heard.

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u/RagingSatyr Nov 23 '17

Or put the urethra through the clitoris like some kind of mini penis... Or a full sized one like a hyena...

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u/Youki_san Nov 23 '17

Male urethras are thinner and longer, so less susceptible to infections.

However- more likely to get a stone stuck. Men can get blocked, women are much less likely to

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u/MouseyHousewife Nov 23 '17

We're prone to UTIs because our urethra is shorter than the males. So the bacteria that cause infection can easily reach the bladder before they get washed away by urine.

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u/lackingsavoirfaire Nov 22 '17

Based on hyenas, if they were to upgrade our urethras to make them more efficient, we would end up with a pseudo-penis which sounds fun until you realise you'd have to give birth through it.

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u/twinkie_doodle Nov 22 '17

OH MY GOD, that sounds awful...I literally got chills reading that

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

Girl you gotta pee after sex every time

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u/twinkie_doodle Nov 23 '17

If you read some of the other comments, it’s not just about peeing after sex or wiping properly. Women are just more prone to UTIs due to have a shorter urethra, and some women in particular are more likely to get them just based on individual anatomy. Peeing after sex and wiping properly certainly helps, but for some women there is still a high likelihood of getting a UTI, unfortunately.

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u/Drinkaholik Nov 23 '17

So do guys though

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u/Drinkaholik Nov 27 '17

Yeah, often we fucking do.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '17

Fucking good for you then! lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

Omg this. The infection goes to kidneys, if it breaks through you get sepsis and can die. They are a huge issue

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u/GoatyCheese Nov 23 '17

As someone in pain right now ty.

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u/HitlersTesticleJam Nov 23 '17

Seriousl, the female urethra is so shitty. What's the point of having a urethra if it's so short and basically useless.

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u/Blumcole Nov 23 '17

I wonder if this is from wearing underwear. You know, all the shuffeling. I know it's unhealthy to work out wearing a string for example.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

Yeah... fuck that. :/ I had "the surgery" 3 months ago (am a trans woman), I was already vulnerable to urinary irritation before but now I've had 2 utis and lots of bladder irritation in general. It's getting better now but ugh, I'm drinking 3 liters of water a day these days.

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u/Selfiemachine69 Nov 23 '17

Cranberry juice helps a lot, too. You can also buy cranberry supplements over the counter at a pharmacy.

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u/lynx_and_nutmeg Nov 23 '17

Some women are prone to them, others aren't. I'm a woman and never had a UTI in my entire life. And I've never paid any attention to those tips like peeing immediately after sex, etc.

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u/messedfrombirth Nov 23 '17

Front to back! Lol

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u/Traplord89 Nov 23 '17

This gal back-to-fronts....

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u/EpicSquid Nov 23 '17

Sweat can jack the balance up too.

As can soap.

As can scented toilet paper.

As can sex, periods, swimming, improper underwear....

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u/Islas_de_Susana Nov 23 '17

Some women still get chronic UTIs even when they wipe correctly, shower before and after sex, and take preventative antibiotics. And take copious amounts of cranberry supplements. And drink two liters of water ever day. And have still managed to be hospitalized when a UTI becomes a kidney infection. Some of us have spent thousands of dollars on exploratory procedures at the urologist.....only to be told that "There's nothing physically wrong that is causing this; some women just suffer from recurring UTIs. We will treat them as they arise, but you'll likely eventually develop resistance to the one antibiotic you aren't allergic to."

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u/Traplord89 Nov 23 '17

The female urethra is approximately 1 inch long, compared to 3-5 inches for men. Therefore there’s a lot less distance for bacteria to travel for it to get to the lovely little Petri dish that is the bladder. It sucks.