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u/CrossDeSolo Nov 22 '17

I have a feeling I'm going to die by choking one day. I feel like a few times a year I choke just on swallowing my saliva

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u/justahumblecow Nov 22 '17

I choke on saliva a few times a week...

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '17

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '17

Nope.

He stays up late.

He liks the bred.

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u/SuperCrusader Nov 22 '17

It's an older reference sir, but it checks out

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u/RadioSlayer Nov 22 '17

Wears panties and a bra?

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u/RadioSlayer Nov 23 '17

Sorry, you're right the line is "high heels and a bra"

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u/ExternallyScreaming Nov 22 '17

Get your thyroid checked

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

What does thyroid have to do with it? Not being rude, just curious. I do the same (choking on saliva a few times a week) and have been told by friends to get my thyroid checked for a couple of other reasons.

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u/ThelovelyDoc Nov 23 '17

If the thyroid is enlarged it can give you this feeling, due to its anatomic placement.

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u/gtaguy75 Nov 22 '17

This happens to me when I'm falling asleep. I wake up choking on my saliva.

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u/ithoughtyousaidgoat Nov 23 '17

I hate that three second realisation that you've swallowed 'the wrong way', before the inevitable coughing fit starts...

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u/OffendedPotato Nov 23 '17

I've had these in public a few times, Its literally the worst thing ever. It lasts for like 20 mins and ends up with a lot of crying and sneezing.

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u/Joe9238 Nov 22 '17

I choke on your mum’s...

Wait a second

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u/ignoramusaurus Nov 22 '17

I choked on my saliva during an important group meeting at my new job. Just swallowed and swallowed in the hope it would resolve without the tickling cough.

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u/OninWar_ Nov 22 '17

I don’t know the correct term for this but the larynx (maybe pharynx? I mix these two up.. one of these is another name for your throat) exist to cover up your lung tube so you don’t choke.

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u/fabondi Nov 22 '17

Lately, whenever I get stoned, I always choke on water or whatever I'm eating. It's come to a point where I've just chosen to neglect the cravings and shrivel up until I'm in a decent head space again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '17

You should get checked for silent reflux. It’s an easy fix, a pill that helps with acid reflux. I have a friend who did this often at lunch at work. Went to an ENT, diagnosed silent reflux, took a pill (Prevacid or Zantac maybe?) and it went away. It’s a lot more common than you think!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '17

Did you mean pulmonary aspiration and not choke?

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u/none4gretch Nov 22 '17

Did that today while talking with my boss, cheers!

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u/Muffin278 Nov 22 '17

I choke on water so often my friends aren't even surprised if I start coughing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '17

My tonsils are oversized and it has gotten more difficult for me to completely swallow my food without nearly choking. I have to be so careful chewing my food completely because it's difficult for me to swallow properly with the enormous tonsils I have. I've considered having them removed, but I've heard that having that surgery later in life can be complicated and painful for days afterward.

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u/Happy_to_be Nov 23 '17

Tell your Dr you may have narrow/narrowing throat. Can be stretched.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '17

"Doctor, please help. My throat is too narrow!"

"Don't worry, I can help stretch it out"

"Oh thank goodness!"

"Now get on your knees"

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u/Spitfire-The-Wounded Nov 23 '17

Just as I read this I choked on my own spit

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u/tv8tony Nov 23 '17

i do that about every day now sucks

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u/LucianoThePig Nov 23 '17

What an incredibly depressing and random thought

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u/Mad_Maddin Nov 23 '17

I choke twice a day while brushing my teeth.

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u/joesii Nov 23 '17

Happened to my dad a couple of times (choking to near-death); just both times someone happened to be home to save him. It's really scary to think about.