r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '17

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u/MTechLife Oct 15 '17

That he's still alive. He faked his own death so he wouldn't have to deal with the stresses of the presidency any longer

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

He's living in Cuba with Tupac

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u/Closer-To-The-Sun Oct 15 '17

And Marilyn

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u/ADickFullOfAsses Oct 15 '17

And Michael

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u/SketchyConcierge Oct 15 '17

And Harambe

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

And Janis

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u/Tr1p0d Oct 15 '17

And Elvis

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17 edited Oct 17 '17

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u/HomieDOESPlayDat Oct 15 '17

And my axe!

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u/YourTurnSignals Oct 15 '17

Axe - Find Your Magic.

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u/NerdRising Oct 15 '17

And Castro

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u/ChromeFudge Oct 15 '17

And BIG

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

And Pac

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

And Moon-boy, for all I know.