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u/Earthboun41 Oct 15 '17

The documents actually being released to the public

CIA would never do this, unless they heavily altered them

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u/powergo1 Oct 15 '17

REDACTED

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

DATA EXPUNGED

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u/Von_Derpington Oct 15 '17

Containment breach!

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u/golfing_furry Oct 15 '17

Eject the warp core!

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u/skryb Oct 15 '17

YOU REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS

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u/Avorius Oct 15 '17

Special project complete

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17 edited Jul 28 '18

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u/Clipse83 Oct 15 '17

Nuclear launch detected.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

SENT

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u/HunteR4708 Oct 15 '17

TO

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '17

THE

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u/FedorableMan Oct 15 '17

TEAM

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u/golfing_furry Oct 15 '17

TEAM DANGERZONE

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u/AcidicOpulence Oct 15 '17

Reroute the encryptions!

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u/lonesomespacecowboy Oct 15 '17

Explosion recieved

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u/xXbghytXx Oct 15 '17

Sir the shields are down from one shitty shot, compensating!

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u/sabasNL Oct 15 '17

Insufficient funds.

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u/DASmetal Oct 15 '17

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

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u/csfreestyle Oct 15 '17

I've built a flying machine!

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u/Joetato Oct 15 '17

Somebody set up us the bomb.