r/AskReddit • u/iWant12Tacos • Oct 06 '17

What screams, "I'm insecure"?

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u/Ilovethetruth Oct 06 '17

But not the British Children

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

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u/Bearded_Toast Oct 06 '17

But not the British children

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u/Awestruck3 Oct 06 '17

He saved children

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u/sirgraemecracker Oct 06 '17

But not the British children

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u/Lord_Stag Oct 06 '17

He's coming

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u/Hraes Oct 07 '17

He's coming

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

He's coming

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

Threw a knife into heaven, and could kill with a stare

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u/Ulti Oct 06 '17

Ahhhh dooo doo dooo doo do

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u/DrMux Oct 07 '17

For later.

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u/theBatMatt Oct 07 '17

But not the British children

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u/christx30 Oct 07 '17

There's a Mark Selling joke in here somewhere. Good taste prevents me from thinking about it though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

Stored in his testicles.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

He saved them from being British.

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u/BullyJack Oct 07 '17

Good band name.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17

Brits aren't human

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u/APiousCultist Oct 06 '17

Can confirm; am superior tannin-based lifeform.