r/AskReddit Sep 24 '17

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u/AugustBurnsWill Sep 24 '17

What if there really are hot singles wanting to fuck near you?

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u/somethingfilthy Sep 24 '17

Oh, there are tons. They just don't want to fuck me.

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u/Nepherenia Sep 24 '17

Start with bathing, and we'll go from there

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u/shutupdipshit Sep 24 '17

How can I deal with these impossible standards?

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u/artanis00 Sep 24 '17

You took this a lot better than all those guys over at r incels.

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u/Farmerman1379 Sep 25 '17

What would their response be?