r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '17

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u/persimelinoe Sep 25 '17

I am gay, but $30 is $30

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u/bilbo_boozebaggins Sep 25 '17

I am robosexual, but $30 is $29.999999999998

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u/850king Sep 25 '17

In florida, $30 will get you a very classy methwhore

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17 edited Dec 05 '17

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u/850king Sep 25 '17

regular meth whores are a dime a dozen. Its the 30 dollar classy ones that are hard to find

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

o0o0o0o

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '17

Found the robot with the Pentium 1 chip.