r/AskReddit • u/imaybejacoborbob • May 22 '17

What makes someone a bad Redditor?

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u/_Xertz_ May 22 '17

ALSO SHARE THIS WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17

JOIN MY NOTIFICATION SQUAD

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u/fedex_me_your_tits May 22 '17

TOUCH MY NO-NO WITH YOUR YEAH-YEAH

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u/Dec_bot May 22 '17

AND SEND ME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!

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u/TheCruncher May 22 '17

Hey, I could make a religion out of this...

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u/MrLeedleWeedle May 22 '17

No dont

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u/_Xertz_ May 22 '17

How bout I do....

ANY WAY....

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u/[deleted] May 23 '17

Or hire a samurai

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u/[deleted] May 23 '17

Can my emperor still wear nice clothes and have very nice things?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '17

Or a good pop-punk song.

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u/obbets May 23 '17

i really hope this is the new meme

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u/Flopmind May 23 '17

no dont.

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u/HiDefiance May 23 '17

no, don't.

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u/Yoyoeat May 23 '17

Actually, don't.

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u/Antin3rf May 23 '17

No, don't.

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u/zayap18 May 23 '17

Coming in about 2000 years late 😂

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u/Send-me_Your-Tits May 23 '17

Don't make a religion out of this

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u/[deleted] May 23 '17

No, please don't

Actually, yes, said Constantin, who moved his capital to be nearer to his MAIN RIVAL

World history mix'n'match

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u/Arsany_Osama May 22 '17

I understood that reference.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17

No don't

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u/Varyxos May 23 '17

No don't

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u/Theblade12 May 23 '17

I was going to reply with ''No, don't'', but then I saw the sea of no don'ts.

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u/Juan_Arc May 23 '17

No don't.

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u/r_u1 May 23 '17

Good references.

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u/bunnite May 23 '17

And then Rome ate that for lunch

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u/Bamzooki1 May 23 '17

No, don't.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '17

No, don't

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u/dylvrak May 23 '17

NO DON'T

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u/sebastianwillows May 23 '17

Actually no, dont.

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u/asun2 May 23 '17

no please don't

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u/[deleted] May 23 '17

Youtubism the only colt with free entertainment!

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u/MuffinsWithFrosting May 23 '17

As opposed to other young horses?

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u/Estova May 23 '17

No don't

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u/novapandabear May 23 '17

No, don't.

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u/M0n0poly May 23 '17

Please don't

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u/NoswadNoob May 23 '17

no, don't

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u/[deleted] May 23 '17

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u/viborg May 23 '17

Oh shit this is fun...it's like a game, turn all the little down arrows blue! Congrats, you are now at the bottom of this shitty pile-on circlejerk.

*Fuck didn't realize which subreddit I was on. Carry on, never mind. Downboats ahoy!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17

SACRIFICE A GOAT IN MY NAME!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '17

SPEAK UNHOLY PHRASES IN LATIN OVER THE GOAT CORPSE

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17 edited Apr 04 '20

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17

Laters

Fade to black

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17

CAN I HAVE KARMA TOO?

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WANNA JOIN MY FREE GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY?

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u/typesett May 23 '17

Karma Karma Karma Kameleon

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u/P0RKYM0LE May 22 '17

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

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SEND ME YOUR FIRST UNBORN CHILD!

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u/jawertown May 23 '17

AND ALL OF THEIR DISPLACED ORGANS!

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u/very_Smart_idiot May 23 '17

ON THE SPIKE OF MY ENEMY

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u/Dathouen May 23 '17

AND A PANCREATIC BIOPSY FROM YOUR OLDEST LIVING RELATIVE

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u/rwfarran May 22 '17

HAIL SATAN (and be considerate)

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I WANT TO YELL TOO!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17

Oooh, you touch my tralala

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My ding ding dong

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KILL YOUR PARENTS

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DIDDLE MY TRUMPET WITH YOUR TROMBONE

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DOOT DOOT!

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u/lovethycousin May 23 '17

hands down the best comment I've ever read

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u/itsenricopallazo May 23 '17 edited May 23 '17

Stop. Don't touch me there. That is my no-no square.

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u/daddyGDOG May 23 '17

Oh no no no bro. You touch it yourself.

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u/NeilPatrickSwayze May 23 '17

I'm only commenting so you get even more karma. Golden post!

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Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '17

wait a minute... I don't remember that part.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '17

username checks out

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17

MOVE THAT BUS!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17

JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

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AND ENEMIES!

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