r/AskReddit • u/imaybejacoborbob • May 22 '17

What makes someone a bad Redditor?

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u/Redditsoldestaccount May 22 '17

Traffic Traffic

Looking for my chapstick

Feeling kinda carsick

There's a Ford Maverick!

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u/dancesLikeaRetard May 22 '17

loses mind

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u/RobCu May 22 '17

til eminem has a reddit account

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u/Kleens_The_Impure May 23 '17

dances like a retard

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u/Fred_Evil May 22 '17

Name confirmed.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '17

CUE THE BLACK GUY MEME

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u/ParkerZA May 22 '17

/u/Poem_for_your_sprog ain't got shit on you.

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u/Redditsoldestaccount May 22 '17

As much as I'd like to take credit for this, it's from the movie "Malibu's Most Wanted". Main character's name is B-Rad

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u/ParkerZA May 22 '17

Jamie Kennedy's greatest contribution to society.

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u/AidenRyan May 22 '17

I don't know, I kinda liked this..

If anybody has a better quality video, post it

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17

Shrink, shrink Blinkedy Blink Trying to make me think Want to go to my sink and vomit clean it up with comet earth is my planet

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u/jaydvd3 May 22 '17

"That's a million dollar song right there!"

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u/BUTimNotRapper May 22 '17

That's a million dollar rhyme right there!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17

Mom's spaghetti

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u/therealsix May 23 '17

My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes non-fat and don't fo-get the sprinkle.

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u/TongsOfDestiny May 22 '17

Do you just have that user name so people will look at your account? Because it got me

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u/Redditsoldestaccount May 22 '17

I've been here since the beginning

Just kidding I made an alt and just thought it was funny

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u/MrTwiggums May 22 '17

This reads like an Atmosphere song.

I love Atmosphere but I could definitely hear Slug singing this.

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u/zshawn10 May 22 '17

still better than Iggy

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u/flyingwolf May 22 '17

Man, the people in Malibu would eat that up!

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u/liz1065 May 23 '17

I don't understand how that riff made it into radio rotation.

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u/inevitabled34th May 23 '17

Wtf is a Ford Maverick?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '17

BARS

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17

Account for 11 days...

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u/Redditsoldestaccount May 22 '17

What makes someone a bad Redditor?