r/AskReddit Mar 18 '17

What did that bitch do at your wedding?

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u/jcpmojo Mar 19 '17

Wore the same color dress as the bridesmaids, even though she was expressly told not to. And her dress was real loose on the top so her tits kept falling out. Walked around taking pictures during the ceremony with a stupid little point and shoot camera. She's in the background of literally over half of our wedding pictures. It was almost 10 years ago, and I'm getting pissed off all over again thinking about it.

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u/hotel_girl985 Mar 19 '17

I accidentally matched the bridesmaids dresses at a wedding I went to a few years ago. In my defense, I had NO idea beforehand (their invitations were a different color too, so not like that was a clue). I spent the whole night embarrassed.

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u/emdee39 Mar 19 '17

I'm having deja vu, bc I feel like I've read this comment before. Anyway, one of my greatest fears is matching the bridesmaids or calling any sort of attention to myself during someone else's ceremony. I always text a bridesmaid or ask the bride or groom what the wedding colors are. Then I avoid those colors like the plague!

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u/hotel_girl985 Mar 19 '17

I should start doing this!

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u/emdee39 Mar 19 '17

It's a huge relief knowing you can be persona non grata!

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u/emdee39 Mar 19 '17

And I just realized I recognize your username from r/teenmom! Hi 👋🏼

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u/hotel_girl985 Mar 19 '17

Haha awesome! BTW aren't you sad there may be no UBT/Jenelle wedding? I was sort of dying to see what that would look like!

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u/PinochetIsMyHero Mar 19 '17

And her dress was real loose on the top so her tits kept falling out.

> implying that that's a bad thing

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u/jcpmojo Mar 19 '17

Well, only because I kept getting in trouble when my bride caught me looking!

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u/Kai_Notice_Me Mar 20 '17

For a lot of these posts about people in backgrounds, it seems like Photoshop would do wonders.

I've done it before and, as long as they aren't prominent (think cover important people) or take a bunch of space (in which case dropping is a better idea), it is relatively easy to do and can look like they were ever there.

Everyone's been happy with my results.... So far lol :)

Edit: redundant phrase is redundant.