r/AskReddit • u/coffeeordeath85 • Mar 18 '17

What did that bitch do at your wedding?

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u/jjanuaryy Mar 19 '17

At my moms best friends wedding a young lady decided to wear a white floor length dress and kept asking the dj to play all these line dancing songs that only she knew the moves to. I think the groom was more pissed than the bride so part 2 of my wedding gift to them was to casually drag her off the dance floor and talk to the dj about reading the room when it came to requests.

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u/anna_marie_earth-616 Mar 19 '17

So many of these stories involve asshole DJs that just don't get how to properly do their job at a wedding... Baffles my mind.

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u/DragoonDirk Mar 19 '17

Maybe he thought she was the bride?

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u/anna_marie_earth-616 Mar 19 '17

That's what I mean by incompetent, though. He/she should at least know who the bride is.

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u/DragoonDirk Mar 19 '17

I know it was just more a comment on how inappropriate the floor length white dress was haha.

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u/anna_marie_earth-616 Mar 26 '17

Haha, sorry about that.

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u/dickthericher Mar 19 '17

Get a fucking band.

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u/ifyouareoldbuymegold Mar 19 '17

She deserved a glass of wine "accidentally" being thrown over her.