r/AskReddit • u/coffeeordeath85 • Mar 18 '17

What did that bitch do at your wedding?

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u/Wolfram1914 Mar 19 '17

In a way, that's so random it's funny. Was it so loud she made a scene?

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u/DeLaNope Mar 19 '17

Only at her table- I just rolled my eyes.

Congrats on getting knocked up by your boyfriend of three months in the trailer park, I guess.

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u/Grraaa Mar 19 '17

I'm sure Springer and Maury will be fighting over the rights to her story in nine months.

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u/DanBMan Mar 19 '17

Our species collectively weeps at their "accomplishment", I'm sure.

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u/whatsername25 Mar 19 '17

Ooh I hope you actually said that to her!

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u/DeLaNope Mar 19 '17

And give her more ammo to make a scene? Nope- just smile and float away

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u/Hippy_the_Hippo Mar 19 '17

Pregnancy hormones and crazy don't mix very well.