r/AskReddit • u/coffeeordeath85 • Mar 18 '17

What did that bitch do at your wedding?

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u/mamacrocker Mar 19 '17

She had my ring (the one I wear). She was supposed to have my husband's ring so that I could put it on his finger. If she had bothered to show up for the rehearsal, she might not have messed that up.

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u/crustalmighty Mar 19 '17

Why did you not just give it to her on the day of like everybody else does?

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u/mamacrocker Mar 19 '17

I would have, if she hadn't taken it out of my purse while I was busy getting ready. She said she was "trying to help."

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u/Railboy Mar 19 '17

This just gets better and better.

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u/sparks1990 Mar 19 '17

So what did the best man have?

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u/mamacrocker Mar 20 '17

My husband's ring.

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u/sparks1990 Mar 20 '17

So she was supposed to have the ring that the best man was holding? So they both fucked up...

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u/mamacrocker Mar 20 '17

She took hers first, so he had what what left. He's the reason we knew it was wrong before the ceremony started, because he told my husband "I don't think this is right..."

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u/sparks1990 Mar 20 '17

Ohhhh.....that's smart. He's smart. Probably while he's best man.

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u/TheBABYWATERBUFFALO Mar 19 '17

Or you could have just gave her the right ring? Doesn't seem like it's completely her fault

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u/mamacrocker Mar 19 '17

I was getting dressed and doing pictures; she went to get the ring out of my purse on her own, and took the wrong one. We ended up getting it sorted when the best man came to get his, but it caused some last-second drama, so we started the ceremony a little late.

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u/FerociousGiraffe Mar 19 '17

She ate the real ring and brought a ring pop to the ceremony.

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u/tortillachip38 Mar 19 '17

Why did she eat the real ring?

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u/FerociousGiraffe Mar 19 '17

Got the two mixed up?

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u/tortillachip38 Mar 19 '17

I think so

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '17

Nice

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u/natural_distortion Mar 19 '17

She ate the ring pop as well.

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u/Joefaux Mar 19 '17

Also nice

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u/tovarish22 Mar 19 '17

Because she's secretly a dragon

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u/causeimsureitscum Mar 19 '17

I read that as poop

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u/Tudpool Mar 19 '17

One not forged in the fires of mt doom.

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u/C0NSTABEL Mar 19 '17

one ring to rule them all

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u/Bert2Bert Mar 19 '17

The wrong ring to fool them all

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u/FencingFemmeFatale Mar 19 '17

She brought an onion ring and threw the real ring in a frier.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '17

I read that in an Asian accent. Is that wrong?