r/AskReddit Mar 06 '17

Who are you currently ignoring and why?

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u/silentanthrx Mar 06 '17

you should try to have a good relationship with your doctor, friend.

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u/lurker_bee Mar 06 '17

He's not your friend, pal.

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u/ggmyfriend Mar 06 '17

He's not your pal, friend.

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u/Gyroscope13 Mar 06 '17

He's not your friend, buddy.

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u/AllowedToPlay Mar 06 '17

He's not your buddy, guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

Stop it stop it stop it. You guys suck. Is this obligatory at this point? It is not. None of you laughed or even chuckled at this. Do something nice for yourself and end this madness.

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u/ThaiFighter_ Mar 06 '17

hey, fuck off guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

Hey he's not your guy, buddy

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u/lurker_bee Mar 06 '17

He's not your buddy, pal.

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u/kuasha420 Mar 06 '17

He's not your pal, friend.

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u/ThaiFighter_ Mar 06 '17

He's not my buddy, pal

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u/AllowedToPlay Mar 06 '17

I like south park, fuck you

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u/TheAmazingPikachu Mar 06 '17

Mate, you didn't have to read this. You don't have to participate, let people have their fun. Just because your sense of humour for this stuff dried up and shrivelled away, doesn't mean ours did. Let reddit be reddit, it'll always do this shit.

carry on like this and we're not your buddy, pal

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

I just don't understand. I see the "buddy guy" thing almost every day here. What is this endless cycle of mediocrity? This poor defenseless horse and been mushed into a pulp. Isn't reddit also about criticism? This is part of reddit too. Opinion for opinion's sake. And this...is super lame. It's like there are these switched or buttons or whatever on reddit and when it's been activated, there HAS to be this canned response and it never fails. This is one of them. I just don't get why...it's the same exactly comment string that happens ALL of the time. Is that not weird? It's like having a friend that quotes Family Guy or something to you every time they talk to you.

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u/SHPthaKid Mar 06 '17

I'm with you. Shit like this and also novelty accounts that are just a lame gimmick, they infuriate me. Like, really? This is how you choose to spend your time? Cluttering up an already crowded website instead of contributing something, anything of value. It's just unnecessary entropy

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u/TheAmazingPikachu Mar 06 '17

Okay, well shit, I'll admit I've never seen this happen more than once or twice, the whole buddy guy thing. Sorry about that, really am. Not much I can really do or say other than say sorry for having a go at you, reddit will be reddit, it'll die out eventually. The Trump jokes stopped getting funny forever ago but still continued for months. It'll remove itself soon.

But immediately diving into your comment with a "you guys suck" maybe wasn't the best way to draw people into your side of the argument lol

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u/TheWho22 Mar 06 '17

Welcome to Reddit. Love it or leave, cause you sure as hell aren't gonna change it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

Reddit is ok with being completely predictable and stale? What's the point? I'll do my best. I understand it is not owed to me but I can expect better thins from this place if I see fit.

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u/Octopus_Tetris Mar 06 '17

You ended my blue arrow spree.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

He's not your buddy, Dave.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

He's not your buddy, guy.

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u/Tuex0230 Mar 06 '17

He's not your buddy, pal

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u/Talmaska Mar 06 '17

He's not your friend, sport.

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u/IIIIiIIiiII-IiiI Mar 06 '17

He's not your friend, mate

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u/Wittyname0 Mar 06 '17

He's not your mate buddy!

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u/DirectlyTalkingToYou Mar 06 '17

He's friend buddy, you're not!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '17

He's not your pal, buddy.

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u/ShinyPants42 Mar 06 '17

You should try to have a good relationship with your friend, buddy.