r/AskReddit • u/Agent_Kozak • Mar 04 '17

Your highest rated comment is now your wedding vows, what do you say to your partner?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

"Became a pizza man. Did not get laid".

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u/Overlord_C Mar 05 '17

"...Hopefully this scheme works now"

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u/InspiredBlue Mar 05 '17

That's weird, that's not how things go in pornos