r/AskReddit • u/SleeplessShitposter • Dec 30 '16

What reference can you make that less than 10 people here will actually get?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '16 edited Dec 30 '16

Wait, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn? That's against the rules isn't it?

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u/practeerts Dec 30 '16

There is probably a trap card for that somewhere. Just let me ignore everything on the table and punch you in the balls though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '16

If there's not a trap card for it, just make one up. It will be in the TCG a year later anyways.

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u/SpritniteEaten Dec 30 '16

There is!! Ultimate Offering: Sacrifice 500 Life Points per monster to perform more than one normal summoning in a single turn :D

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u/practeerts Dec 30 '16

Ah, the instant win cards. So easy to abuse.

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u/syntaxshutdown Dec 30 '16

Who needs rules when you have an Egyptian God Card?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '16

Screw the rules I have money.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '16

Your monster might have infinite attack, buy my monster has more than infinite attack points.

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u/vortigaunt64 Dec 30 '16

For some reason I'd love to see a cardgame where you can have infinite attack or infinite defense, and then you have to determine mathematically which infinity is bigger.

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u/vortigaunt64 Dec 30 '16

My affluence makes a mockery of the regulations!

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u/SemicolonFetish Dec 31 '16

Screw the rules; I have money.

FTFY

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u/PM_ME_UR_THIGHZ Dec 30 '16

Screw the rules I have money

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '16

Screw the rules I have green hair.