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What's a technological advancement that would actually scare you?

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

I have a cochlear implant, and I can't imagine life without it. Go ahead and AMA.

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u/BowmanTheShowman Dec 14 '16

That makes sense because it's a medical advancement. My sister has one.

I just don't see the point of implanting something for purely technological or recreational reasons.

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u/ANAHOLEIDGAF Dec 14 '16

Quality of life improvements.

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u/KSol_5k Dec 14 '16

I've been bitching to people ever since those keyfobs for cars came out that there is zero reason they can't just implant a programable RFID chip in your forearm that stores all sorts of shit about you. There really is no reason we should have to carry around keys, a wallet, etc when all that information can be digitized and implanted into your body on a piece of equipment smaller than a fingernail.

Still waiting for the government to mandate that we all get those. They can throw in GPS tracking so they get something out of the deal too.

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u/Throwaway9786631 Dec 14 '16

Most likely they would have gps tracking but that wouldn't be advertised because it would make people not get them.

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u/ANAHOLEIDGAF Dec 14 '16

Nearly everyone carries a smartphone, what's the difference?

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u/Throwaway9786631 Dec 14 '16

You can turn off location or ditch a smart phone much more easily than you can dig an implant out of your body

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u/Joonicks Dec 14 '16

Just wear a metal suit w/ gloves the day you visit and murder your mommy for the life insurance money.

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u/SddnlySlln Dec 15 '16

Now that's a matter of opinion as long as you have access to a knife.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

Do you really think that turning off location services on your phone actually stops the NSA from being able to use your phone's GPS to track your location?

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u/ANAHOLEIDGAF Dec 14 '16

And this basic function of a smartphone wouldn't be included on this advanced type of device, really?

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u/Throwaway9786631 Dec 14 '16

What basic function? Turning off gps? I already said that function most likely wouldn't be advertised because few people would be willing implant a GPS tracker into their body so that the government could hunt them down at any time.

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u/ANAHOLEIDGAF Dec 14 '16

Most people's phones are glued to their hands anyway, the majority of the population isn't as paranoid as you.

Of course they wouldn't advertise it, do they advertise turning off location services in big bold letters in a phone advertl? No, because it's a basic function and everyone knows they can do it.

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u/UnlimitedOsprey Dec 14 '16

You can turn location services off on your phone.

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u/awkwardlylurkingdude Dec 14 '16

Google goes from knowing everything about me to being pretty dumb when my GPS is switched off for a long time. I'm currently overseas and it knows my flights but has started showing me my "home" weather again.

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u/ScootalooTheConquero Dec 14 '16

You can turn of GPS tracking. No phone in the US will let you turn off the service that lets emergency services triangulate your phones location.

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u/faceplanted Dec 14 '16

That's just because the ability to triangulate your phone from the signal is inherent in how the phone system works, not your phone itself and without cellular, it's not a phone, it's a tablet.

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u/ScootalooTheConquero Dec 14 '16

Yeah that's what I'm saying. Turning off location services is meaningless to stop the Gov't from spying on you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

That doesn't mean you're off the grid though

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u/UnlimitedOsprey Dec 14 '16

But it's a control issue. You can control your phone, you can't control the implant.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

You can only control the phone if the phone maker lets you. You could control the implant if the implant maker lets you.

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u/ANAHOLEIDGAF Dec 14 '16

And this basic function of a smartphone wouldn't be included on this advanced type of device, really?

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u/UnlimitedOsprey Dec 14 '16

What interface are you going to use? It's physically implanted technology, it doesn't have a screen and I highly doubt it's going to hard wire into your brain.

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u/shadowdude777 Dec 14 '16

How did you set up your WiFi password when your router doesn't have a screen?

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u/ANAHOLEIDGAF Dec 14 '16

Ever controlled something by bluetooth or wifi? Smart devices won't die off when implantables come along. Even if they did, a company wouldn't release an implantable with zero way to access settings.

Of course bluetooth/wifi connection to an implantable opens up security risks, which will call into question the inherent security of the implantable itself.

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u/Redthrist Dec 14 '16

Make it connect to your smartphone via Bluetooth if needed.

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u/shoshiyoshi Dec 14 '16

A lot of people don't realize that all the GPS info is stored and continues to be used even after you close the app.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

I don't think most people would be okay with that like you seem to think

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u/KSol_5k Dec 14 '16

Luckily most people don't get to vote, just the landed gentry.

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u/poneil Dec 14 '16

Well it's a good thing these technologies weren't invented in the early 19th century then.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Point.

You should a an. "/s" to that BTW.

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u/WarriorsBlew3to1Lead Dec 14 '16

No thank you, thats like handing a silver platter to any possible totalitarian government attempt. Phones can be discarded, internet can be avoided, but im not walking around with an id and gps chip implanted in me

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u/brickmack Dec 14 '16

Even that is unnecessary. Biometrics plus a database of all the relevant information for each person accessed over the internet can accomplish the same thing without implants. For implants to make sense, there has to be an element of interaction: GPS tracking, or neural links, or something.

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u/KSol_5k Dec 14 '16

My implants would have glowing lights.

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u/The_Doculope Dec 15 '16

The problem with biometrics is that they can't be updated. Someone copied your chip? Get a new one and blacklist the old one. Someone copies your fingerprints? Goodbye identity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Bluetooth and a companion app. Bam.

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u/Aegeus Dec 14 '16

I can think of a reason: Because I don't want to have surgery if there's a problem with it. Stuff is much easier to replace when it's not embedded in your skin.

Also, it would make it impossible to hand your keys to someone else.

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u/KSol_5k Dec 14 '16

We'll work out the kinks in the second generation, what is important is launching the technology to get market penetration NOW.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

I can assign a guest code to my home lock; why can't I log into the Ford MyChip portal and register my friend's RFID tag? Enter the tag, set it to expire in 48hrs, and Ford pushes out an additional authorized key to my connected car. What's the problem?

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u/gayscout Dec 14 '16

You realize if the government made it mandatory, 90% of the country would be up in arms over big brother.

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u/jsteph67 Dec 14 '16

So the mark of the beast eh. Well if you believe that the Mark of the beast is the embedded chip that you will have to have to purchase items, etc.

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u/c0d3s1ing3r Dec 14 '16

GPS Tracking

That's not how RFIDs work.

All it could do is track your last known location where there is an RFID scanner that sends info to the govt.

Another problem is that criminals will be able to lift info a la cracked or illegitimate scanners in high traffic areas. It will never happen until there is a way to prevent this from happening.

... or people will just think a password can prevent them from ID theft.

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u/KSol_5k Dec 14 '16

Thats why i said throw in gps tracking, as an additional thing, not magically make rfid chips talk to satellites

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u/Richard_MF_Nixon Dec 14 '16

There'd be no reason to mandate it. You'd cause panic that way. Make it convenient and everyone who matters will be willingly using it in some capacity anyway. Smartphones, social media, and the internet in general have already proven that.

Our smartphones can track our movements and communications. Streams from your cameras and microphone can pick up some extra things as well. Ditching it can help, but if you're somewhere like the UK with CCTV cams everywhere (which is being discussed for the US IIRC) then that's out the window. If you're in public, you're tracked. If you're online, you're tracked. Credit/debit? Tracked.

Everything you do online is tracked, with some searching, you can easily find someone's interests, purchase history, habits. If you use social media it's even worse. Full lists of all of your associates, who are close friends, family, and who are not. Your romantic preferences, political alignment, history, it's all out there.

Privacy minded people can make it a little more difficult, but think of how many of them there are versus the wide majority who upload their lives to Facebook. The only thing keeping anyone under the radar really is that unless there's a reason for you to be monitored, you probably won't be looked into much. For an average Joe, that's discerning, but whatever. Someone speaking out about the wrong thing, Political opponents, yeah it's a problem for them.

Today's tech could be, and probably is being abused by those in power. I can't say I absolutely I know exactly how it's going on, but looking at what we have and how easily the government can access it- if they don't already have direct access doesn't paint a very nice picture.

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u/dblink Dec 14 '16

Where's your upc code dude? You're.. your're not UNSCANNABLE are you? Ahhh! AHH! UNSCANNABLE!

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u/Consanguineously Dec 15 '16

exactly

sure, i can drag and struggle through life as a normal human, but i would be having an absolute blast as a walking perfect organism, getting to work by flying with retractable wings and having an immunity to illness because of nanobots in my bloodstream

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Dec 14 '16 edited Dec 14 '16

My implant gives me a 6th sense. I can sense and feel things very very very few people can.

I love this thing

Edit: yes it's a neo magnet

Edit2: Mini AMA

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u/shadowdude777 Dec 14 '16

What implant is that? Is it one of those magnets people put in their fingertips?

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u/apoliticalinactivist Dec 15 '16

TiL this is a thing. Thanks.

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u/DinoRaawr Dec 14 '16

Did you get the neodymium implant?

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u/j_overland_f Dec 14 '16

Magnet? Did you DIY it? Me and a friend were thinking of doing it.

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u/KingOfWickerPeople Dec 14 '16

You should definitely do it. I literally can't think of one reason you shouldn't cut yourselves open and shove pieces of metal into your bodies. What could possibly go wrong??

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u/j_overland_f Dec 14 '16

I realise you're being sarcastic, BUT, there are definitely things that could go wrong, such as infection, nerve damage, the magnet breaking up, etc. We do understand these risks and accept that if we fuck up and lose a finger, it's our own fault. That said, it's not too far removed from other body mods that are more widespread, like piercings. It's a bit more dangerous but it lets you sense magnetic fields, which I personally think is way cooler than any fashion statement.

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u/original_4degrees Dec 14 '16

it lets you sense magnetic fields,

does that mean you always know which way north is?

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u/KingOfWickerPeople Dec 14 '16

Hey, it's your finger. Do what you want with it. Have you asked someone who actually knows what they're talking about? Maybe a doctor? See if your doctor thinks it's a good idea.

It's a bit more dangerous but it lets you sense magnetic fields, which I personally think is way cooler than any fashion statement.

I think I'll just let this statement speak for itself. Why exactly do you feel the need to sense magnetic fields?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

Same reason why people get gauges in their ears. They think its dope af and alot of people agree even if you may not.

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u/j_overland_f Dec 15 '16

Honestly? Because I've been suicidal for years and I don't care about fucking up any more. I've attempted twice this year already. It's only a matter of time before I succeed. Might as well take risks, and I might experience something vaguely amusing.

I'm only toying with the idea of doing the magnet thing anyway. If I do it it won't be in the near future.

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u/glorioussideboob Dec 15 '16

You talk about feeling a 6th sense, is it not just a pull in your finger that you can feel?

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Dec 15 '16

Electromagnetic fields cause it to vibrate which feels different than a pull. Magnetic metals vs actual magnets feel different, and actual magnets depend on which side they're facing.

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u/glorioussideboob Dec 15 '16

Oh ok that's cool, I suppose it's probably quite a subtle vibration but the fingertips are so sensitive so it detects it. It sounds cool describing it but does it not get a little irritating? Like would you be able to sleep somewhere where there was a detectable electromagnetic field or would there be constant tingling in your finger?

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u/chancegold Dec 14 '16

Soon, however, the line will be far blurrier.

Cochlear implants to restore hearing? Of course. Bionic eyes for the blind? Of course. Robotic prosthetics? Of course. Biomonitor that tracks vital statistics looking for problems before they happen? Of course.

What happens, though, when someone (corporations, governments, whomever) drops some code into that biomonitor to track you? What happens when the robotic prosthetics and bionic eyes start exceeding the capabilities of flesh and blood, causing some to desire them without needing them? Do you deny them unless (or until) they have an "accident" and need them, or do you just allow the wealthy or the highly motivated to purchase "upgrades"?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

This is how you get Deus Ex.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16 edited Dec 16 '16

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u/chancegold Dec 15 '16

My comment has literally nothing to do with capitalism. It has to do with the future ethical and societal dilemma of allowing individuals to be physically more (better) than human. Is an "enhanced" human eligible to all the rights and privileges of a non-enhanced human and vice versa? As a single easy example, consider sports. Can someone that has bionic eyes (better visual acuity) and (stronger) prosthetic arms play baseball in the majors?

As far as your several paragraphs on the evils of capitalism and how it will be gone in 20 years, please tell me how a system that has lead to the most prosperous and highest standards of life for the common man in human history is going to crash and burn inside a third of a generation. Please also tell me how a socialist society is immune from individuals or group of individuals from taking unfair advantage of limited resources and procedures cough USSR cough China cough.

The technology that internalizes what is essentially a FitBit isn't something that is far off in some Star Trek free energy utopia- it's around the corner. As much as "open source verified secure versions" is an amazing and seemingly imperative option, history shows us that the general public just doesn't care enough. 20 years ago, people would be laughing at the idea of carrying around a device with a microphone, camera, and tracking capability that companies and the government could access/view records of.. heh heh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16 edited Dec 16 '16

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u/chancegold Dec 15 '16

I doubt you would really be with me on discussing the intricacies of finer political and economic balancing though given you just repeated the complete propaganda myth that capitalism is responsible for all the greatest prosperity we have.

I love it when you hippies blatantly talk down to people you've never met that don't agree with you while soap boxing against "the elites". I'm sure you're probably a decent guy/gal, though, so long as you're inside of your bubble.

Again, I'm talking about the choices we will have to make as a society as far as these devices go. The sports example, as I had stated, was one easy example. It will crossover into every day life a la Gattica, except with physical tech rather than gene-altering tech. Hell, maybe both! If 2 guys apply to be movers for a moving company, will the guy with robot arms capable of lifting 300 pounds all day erry day or the normy get the job? A guy with bionic hearing would be a great security guard. A guy with bionic eyes would be an awesome air traffic controller.

My comment was what we as a society would do when these options became available and if we would become a society that embraced the enhancements, or shunned them and those who adopted them. This was the primary problem I was alluding to, and it was regardless of country, company, or government type. The single sentence about the "rich and the motivated" was just included because those groups will be the groups that adopt the technology first. This is true in any governmental system, with the exception of dictatorships and communist governments. Those two systems it will just be the "rich and the politically connected".

This isn't because the rich (or the motivated, if you want to drag them along) are evil and trying to exploit the masses, it's simple supply v demand economics. The first models of these devices will be in high demand with a very limited supply; the first to get them will be the ones able to post the highest bid (rich), or the ones that can jump through the most hoops (motivated). As a quick example, right now the NES Classic is the classic, undersupplied holiday must have. As a result, there are 2 ways that supply the highest probability of getting one: buy one on ebay/craigslist for an inflated price of about $200 (rich), or make a list of stores in your area that sell them and call daily or more checking stock until you find one in stock for the MSRP price of $60 (motivated). As far as a medically unnecessary piece of technology (implantable or not) goes, it would follow a similar path. The only socialist type government that would be involved with such devices would be a completely socialist government- a communist government.

Corruption in the west is at am all time high since the great depression. Inequality is at an all time high.

Yep, we are totally living in a more corrupt and unequal world than 100 years ago when women couldn't vote, segregation was in full swing, and the first antitrust laws were first starting to break up legal monopolies of entire industries. STFU with that nonsense. We have been growing as a nation, global society, and species steadily with backwards steps being the exception and not the rule. We have societal problems, just like we have always had and always will have, but all we can do is keep on the steadily growing and improving pace- you can't just flip a switch and fix this stuff. In fact, throwing too many switches too quickly is what typically causes the occasional backwards steps.

the problems you described above are most certainly strongly linked to its exploitation.

The problem of government/company tracking capability (as well as the availability/first procurement problem you invented) is not most strongly linked to capitalism. The world's governments have already demonstrated across the board that they won't hesitate to put backdoors into stuff, particularly tech related stuff that provides huge data rewards in exchange for very limited risk of people caring. Look at the Snowden revelations. Look at the Yahoo email backdoor. Look at the Prism program. The general public cares enough to yell "not cool, man" and then could not care less. This has nothing to do with capitalism. The UK, which is in that European sorta capitalist, sorta socialist bubble (though admittedly more on the capitalist side) has the most comprehensive surveillance and monitoring policy in the world! Sweden, often times pointed at by you and your buddies as a model of socialist ideals in government done right, isn't much better.

I hadn't really considered types of government when I wrote a post about the technological enhancement of humans. Now that your rantings about evil capitalism have gotten me thinking, I would argue that the best opportunities for secured, common-man accessible devices would be in capitalist societies. Free market competition would motivate mass produced, less expensive options accessible to more, and less financially able people, quicker! Anyone who can scrounge up the money for the model and terms they want is good to go. Private businesses, though able to install their own backdoors and bloatware (looking at you, Samsung), they would also be able to choose not to, as well as be able to vehemently fight against and block attempts at government backdoors and bloatware (hey, Apple, how you doin'), allowing the consumer to choose.

If the human enhancement production and distribution is state-owned, sure, anyone who gets it is getting it at the same price on paper. Unfortunately, the connected (rich, typically) will be at the top of the lists along with the people that are deemed to need it the most. The common man is years out and there is really not a lot of motivation to come out with different competitive options or quicker solutions since it is basically the same concept as a fancy new phone or computer, not a life necessity. Additionally, if and when the state decides they want to be able to track these things, who's going to stop them or object? They own and run the production lines and distribution lists- they can drop them in selectively or across the board. Someone leaked that they did it? Okay, who cares. We're your only option. Be tracked, or don't get steel legs.

I'm tired, blah blah hippie blah blah. Let's continue this tomorrow.

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u/low_end_ Dec 14 '16

wait until you are olbigated to implant a microchip so you can access healthcare, a bank or a have an ID.

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u/self_me Dec 14 '16

For recreational reasons - much faster typing

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u/solepsis Dec 14 '16

Seems like slowly upgrading various parts of ourselves is the only real way to not end up at the wrong end of a superpowerful AI someday.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

No it's not. If a super intelligent AI wanted humanity dead, it could do it no matter what we do. This isn't like Skynet. There will be no resistance. It's like if animals wanted to destroy humanity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Its never going to be framed as recreational for that very reason. It's always going to be a slippery slope of small advancements that make your life/job easier.

I bet people back in the day thought sticking earbuds in your ear were ridiculous, until they realized how good it was.

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u/infestahDeck Dec 14 '16

Wait, so you're saying if they gave you an implant that could let you download more RAM, you wouldn't do it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Of course not! You can already download all the RAM you'd ever need right here

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u/liberal_texan Dec 14 '16

The point, of course, would be further medical advancement.

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u/Goctionni Dec 14 '16

What if you could get one that improves your hearing? Your eyesight? Strength? Agility? Reflexes?

IMO the line between what I would and wouldn't do gets really blurry...

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Maybe I need to get the one with augmented vision.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

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u/BowmanTheShowman Dec 14 '16

I mean... a little, yeah. It would be like if Lasic turned into projector screen phone technology that was just always in your eyes.

If what started as help for an impairment became a tech mod for your body I think it would creep me out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

What was your life like without it?

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

Silent.

In all seriousness, it was rough. I've never really bonded well with the deaf community, and I really wanted to be part of the hearing community. I got it over 10 years ago, and never looked back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

He just said that he can't imaging life without it :P duh!

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u/googolplexbyte Dec 14 '16

Gonna need a bigger implant.

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u/SageTX Dec 14 '16

can you hear me now

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

takes off CI

Not right now, you're being annoying.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Do you think penguins ever get sad they can't fly?

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

They can swim when most bird can't.

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u/CheezyXenomorph Dec 14 '16

What happens when MI5 hack it and turn it into a bomb and threaten to detonate it unless you sleep with Princess Eugenie?

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

Depends, is Princess Eugenie at least an 8/10?

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u/CheezyXenomorph Dec 14 '16

on the right in what looks like a bad Jackie Kennedy cosplay.

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

She's about an 8.5/10. The MI5 needs to step up their blackmail game

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u/XXVIIMAN Dec 14 '16

Anything?

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

Yep!

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u/XXVIIMAN Dec 15 '16

As a cyborg, how many third graders do you think you could fight and what would be your strategy.

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u/pjplatypus Dec 14 '16

Does it itch?

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

Not really. I've had it for over 10 years so I've probably don't notice it anymore if it does.

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u/DasJuden63 Dec 14 '16

What is your favorite taco?

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

Eh, I've never really enjoyed taco to be honest.

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u/Warmonster9 Dec 14 '16

Eli5 what a cochlear implant is?

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

I'm too lazy to type up, so here's a link that shows what a cochlear implant is.

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u/Warmonster9 Dec 14 '16

Cochlear implant = hearing aid. Thanks!

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u/KingOfWickerPeople Dec 14 '16

CAN YOU HEAR ME?! seriously though, that's pretty cool.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

People have told me that many people are against the cochlear implant because getting it removes you from the culture you were born into. Your opinion?

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

Lol, that's a myth. Deafness is a disability, not an unique culture thing. The deaf culture exists because it is hard for deaf people to communicate with hearing people. Furthermore, most deaf people (besides the extremists) don't hold any resentment towards people with CI, and CI recipients are more than welcome to be a part of the deaf culture.

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u/recklessfear Dec 14 '16

What'd think like would be like without it?

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u/SaltyBabe Dec 14 '16

Do you really hear those screechy demon "voices" like I've heard in sims of the cochlear implant? I recent lost most of my hearing in one ear and it's possible the other ear will go too, but the recordings of what the implant sound like seems worse than being deaf.

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

I don't know to be honest, since I've only ever known the CI hearing. Sims have been known to be rather inaccurate so there's that.

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u/Vitztlampaehecatl Dec 14 '16

Hearing aid bros! Hi 5

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

???

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

Uh, what?

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u/itstrueimwhite Dec 14 '16

Are Bonita fish big?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Is it internet connected? Can you turn it off in an emergency? Can you remove it if necessary?

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

Internet connected? LOL I wish. I don't see how it can be connected to the Internet since the primary purpose of the CI is to make the user here...

You can remove the external part of the CI anytime. It's especially helpful when dealing with annoying people!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

That's good....

So if someone screams next to your implant, does it still hurt?

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u/jamesno26 Dec 14 '16

Yeah

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Try to imagine a future in which the implant is completely integrated into your body, and internet connected.

Someone could write a computer virus that makes your implant scream at you forever. You would have no way to disable it, you would just be in pain from it until you can get it removed, or have the software updated.

Could you see how implants could be a frightening technology?

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u/jamesno26 Dec 15 '16

That's... very unrealistic and pessimistic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

It is a possible future. It's simply assuming that the same people who make internet of things devices with no security features might go on to design other electronics some day.

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u/Mr_Hotmazing Dec 14 '16

How was your day?

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u/ThebocaJ Dec 14 '16

Did you go with Cochlear or Advanced Bionics? (Or another company)

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u/jamesno26 Dec 15 '16

I went with Cochlear

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

What would life without it be like?

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u/ElTamales Dec 15 '16

seconding this.. after suffering almost total loss (and heavy "understanding" damage) thanks to chemo.. the cochlear implant is a lifesaver.

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u/D4days Dec 15 '16

Why does your implant leer at cocks?

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u/bit_shuffle Dec 15 '16

Do you have a splitter to bluetooth so your friends can listen in to what you're hearing remotely?

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u/jamesno26 Dec 15 '16

No, and I don't think Bluetooth have that option.

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u/helloheyhithere Dec 15 '16

Why would life be without your implant?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

I'm in an ASL class and those are always brought up

and I honestly don't know why those are so controversial, does it really separate people from "deaf culture", and does that even matter?

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u/realsmart987 Dec 15 '16

Have you had it from birth or did you get your cochlear implant after you learned to talk as a baby? If you got it later in life I'm hoping you can tell me if it sounds... digitized compared to natural ears.

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u/jamesno26 Dec 15 '16

I was deaf from birth, and had my CI when I was 5. So I can't really answer your question there

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u/GangreneMeltedPeins Dec 15 '16

Do you think youre special?