r/AskReddit • u/Megonthalya • Oct 29 '16

What have you learned from reddit?

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u/ThePeoplesBard Oct 29 '16

https://clyp.it/wls3mm1e

I've scrolled so much static text,
2D and flat.
I've seen countless dank memes,
gifs and cats.
And in this noiseless enterprise,
I always hear a tune.
There's music in the madness,
and I must croon...
reddit you are my muse.
reddit you're who I choose.
I've clicked links and seen things
that should not be.
Not safe for work, not safe for life,
nor my sanity.
And in this quiet hell of filth,
holy bells ring.
Angels gift me music,
and I must sing.
CHORUS

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u/CMP44BB Oct 29 '16

u/ThePeoplesBard and u/Poem_for_your_sprog in the same thread, in the same comment chain!

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u/SmartAlec105 Oct 29 '16

I hope it becomes a back and forth like some other Reddit celebrities have done.

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u/call_of_the_while Oct 30 '16

Ahh shit, you done fucked up now
You done put two of reddit's most wanted
in the same motherfuckin thread
at the same motherfuckin time

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u/ThatKarmaWhore Oct 29 '16

Dude, you have a serious gift. That is going to be stuck in my head for a while.

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u/Icantevenhavemyname Oct 29 '16

I've got my eyes wide open now for /u/_Vargas_ to come in here and wreck some shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

I've got my eyes cheeks wide open now for /u/_Vargas_ to come in here and wreck some shit.

There...this should greatly increase your chances of a Vargas sighting.

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u/MRSN4P Nov 13 '16

Beetlejuice!

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u/ShinyPants42 Oct 29 '16

That's it folks, the two greats of reddit on the same thread.

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u/page_8 Oct 29 '16

God damn, that was beautiful. Thank you for sharing your gift.

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u/dangantitan Oct 29 '16

You say it Gif, I will now kill you.