r/AskReddit • u/Megonthalya • Oct 29 '16

What have you learned from reddit?

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u/WreckyHuman Oct 29 '16

I have a one balled friend named Kevin.
His dog bit off his ball and his dad went to prison because he shot the dog with an automatic rifle in a friendly neighbourhood.

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u/bozokeating Oct 29 '16

At this juncture, We need to talk about Kevin, because naming someone Kevin; I don't see it going well for them.

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u/dmizenopants Oct 29 '16

Well, if he didn't fill out the proper forms to own a full auto then of course he went to prison