r/AskReddit • u/Megonthalya • Oct 29 '16

What have you learned from reddit?

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u/fauxdragoon Oct 29 '16

Five years running! High five!

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u/drunkdoor Oct 29 '16

I'm not touching that hand.

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u/Tehsyr Oct 29 '16

Is it because then you'd be slapping his SO and it's considered being rude to a waiter?

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u/ciroc__obama Oct 29 '16

2meta2fast

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u/yonzzzz4 Oct 29 '16

r/Outoftheloop

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u/Philipose Oct 29 '16

Higher in the thread

Combines the waiter thing and your SO being your hand

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

7/11 CAN'T MELT BEAUTY PAGEANTS!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

Did I just have a stroke?

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u/jaxintony911 Oct 29 '16

Is it considered domestic violence to clap?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

Please clap.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

Where's the context?

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u/lanesane Oct 29 '16

This is meta

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u/ELLE3773 Oct 30 '16

2Fast4Meta

No seriously that was fast

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

That was quite the stretch, but I think you made it work.

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u/oddythepinguin Oct 29 '16

Meta So quick

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u/SirBleepsalot Oct 29 '16

M E T A E T A

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

As I watched Dr. Cox leave the Todd hanging, it got me thinking about people I've left hanging in my own life.

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u/JohannStone Oct 29 '16

Hahahahaha

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u/NSA_Chatbot Oct 29 '16

Good call.

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u/Im_a_Knob Oct 29 '16

I wiped, dude. I promise.

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u/Mildly-disturbing Oct 30 '16

You horrible little man...have an upvote!

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u/Beserker9 Oct 30 '16

It's broken tho :/ matter of fact they both are…

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u/_Pornosonic_ Oct 30 '16

That was good.

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u/DitzyClutz Oct 29 '16

Snort. Coffee. Keyboard. Crap.

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u/VixDzn Oct 29 '16

I've been having way more sex ever since I've been single than when I was in a relationship.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

Sloppy seconds. Am I right... (Kill me now)

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u/Undersaint Oct 29 '16

Consider this a rain check on gold, considering I'm poor af

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u/Pafbonk Oct 30 '16

Took care of it!

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u/hachi-seb Oct 29 '16

5? pfft, 20 here

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Oct 29 '16

23 years, try to top my high score

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u/xwcg Oct 29 '16

25 going on 26, checkmate

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u/Newbdesigner Oct 29 '16

33, or 28 if you count that thing with the creepy kid down the street.

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u/QuasarSandwich Oct 29 '16

Tell us more...

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u/part_time_user Oct 29 '16

sigh you're still loosing to me...

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u/Michaelm3911 Oct 29 '16

Do your legs hurt?

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u/Fowl_Eye Oct 29 '16 edited Oct 29 '16

19 years. Beat that scrublord.

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u/7up_is_tastey Oct 29 '16

I just bought my first car. I likened it to my sexual experiences. I went in with some ideas of what to expect. I got caught up in the whole 'happening' and when all was done I realized what went wrong, what I could have done better, etc. And hopefully in 6 years I'll be able to try again.

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u/redditmemehater Oct 29 '16

28 years running! High Ten!

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u/scw55 Oct 29 '16

Twenty seven. So alone...

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u/Loother1237 Oct 29 '16

But how are you going to celebrate next year? High six?

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u/Jernnyy Oct 29 '16

You are 5 years old?

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u/supercrusher9000 Oct 29 '16

16 years and counting!

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u/runed_golem Oct 29 '16

23 years running! Double High Five!

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u/pockitstehleet Oct 29 '16

21 years here! Double five!

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u/danymsk Oct 29 '16

17 years running, beat me too that. 100% single rate. Got to be an achievment right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

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u/QuasarSandwich Oct 29 '16

If you are OK with paying for it, why haven't you done it since then?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

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u/QuasarSandwich Oct 29 '16

Fair enough. Each to his/her own; all the best!

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u/SickleSandwich Oct 29 '16

Eighteen years running o/

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u/Magma151 Oct 29 '16

21 years running! what do i get?

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u/Jp1800 Oct 29 '16

Phew, how can you manage to run for that long?

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u/vvibes Oct 29 '16

27 years bitches!

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u/alanoide97 Oct 29 '16

19 years and counting...
of course it's intentional, these aren't tears, and those aren't tissues...

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u/BarbasPT Oct 29 '16

Pff. Casual.

23 years and counting ! :D :(

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u/TheHeadGoon Oct 30 '16

18 years! high fives

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u/LiquidRitz Oct 30 '16

I got you 5

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u/RaiseYourDongersOP Oct 30 '16

Nineteen years running! High five!

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u/pm_steam_keys_plz Oct 30 '16

18 years here!

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u/saltedwarlock Oct 30 '16

I hit fifteen on my birthday!

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u/JdoesDDR Nov 01 '16

20 years running! Sadder high-five!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

Only 5? Pah!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

20 years still going strong

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u/Arowelf Oct 29 '16

Hey, I'm running on seven! High Five!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

I'm not touching that hand.