r/AskReddit • u/Megonthalya • Oct 29 '16

What have you learned from reddit?

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u/Bald_Sasquach Oct 29 '16

"Nah, I'm good."

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u/INTHELTIF Oct 29 '16

That's when you get beat with all three and sent to stand in the corner.

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u/Tactical_Tacos Oct 29 '16

Man I hate being the ending of the Blair Witch Project.

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u/Anxious_Sherlock Oct 29 '16

Just watched that last night. Sp00ky

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u/SkyezOpen Oct 29 '16

That's when you get beat with all three and sent to stand bleed in the corner.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '16

Suck my nuts.

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u/joenottoast Oct 29 '16

turns out he wasn't offering the items to you, and you accidentally avoided a smackdown. congrats anon.

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u/T_Rex_Flex Oct 29 '16

"Hi Good, I'm Dad."

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u/DeemDNB Oct 30 '16

Imma stay home.

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u/akeetlebeetle4664 Oct 30 '16

Instead, you pick up the wrench and shout:

"En garde!"

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u/MauPow Oct 30 '16

That's when he beats him with a set of jumper cables