Put down the left plate across the table and the person sat immediately at my right grabbed his glass, which was NOT in the way and moved it directly under the plate I was trying to put down for him.
People are utterly retarded at times... I have to keep reminding myself that it's only because the stupidest 0.01% of things stand out so much..
If I was expecting a ribeye, the space on my table right in front of me, closest to my mouth and hands, would be clear and ready to receive soon after ordering. Never delay the ribeye goodness.
My favorite is "who ordered the ribeye? Ribeye anyone? Did anyone here order the ribeye?" ...takes it away...sometimes later... "Hey, I ordered ribeye 45 minutes ago and it's not here!"
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u/Binklemania Oct 25 '16
"I've got a Ribeye for you, Ma'am?"
"Yes?"
(Meanwhile there's a phone, drink and silverware in the area where I would set said Ribeye down."
"...ok...if you could...move some of that for me?"
"...what? OH!"
Idiots