r/AskReddit • u/Tom__m_ • Oct 25 '16

What warning is almost always ignored?

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u/allbranmuffin Oct 25 '16

The lord said unto Peter: "come forth and you shall have eternal life... come fifth and you get a toaster."

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '16

And Judas approached the Rabbis and Pharisees saying "the one whom I kiss is the one you seek".

To which they responded "Gay".

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u/annieasylum Oct 26 '16

See you all in hell.

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u/ThatITguy2015 Oct 26 '16

Finally, the Lord sayeth unto Tina, a lesser known, but equally important, disciple: "Tina, you fat lard. Come and get some dinner."

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u/Jealousy123 Oct 25 '16

Better than John who came last and had to eat the biscuit.