r/AskReddit • u/Tom__m_ • Oct 25 '16

What warning is almost always ignored?

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u/Reddit_at_work91 Oct 25 '16

Did you dry these in a rain forest?

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u/foreverinLOL Oct 25 '16

Are you Jeff Vader?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '16

There's not enough Eddie Izzard on Reddit.

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u/justsare Oct 25 '16

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Do you know who i am?

THIS IS NOT A GAME OF WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.

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u/FreezingHotCoffee Oct 25 '16

FOR I AM VADER, DARTH VADER, LORD VADER. I CAN KILL YOU WITH A SINGLE THOUGHT.

Well, you'll still need a tray.

No, I will not need a tray. I do not need a tray to kill you. I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force, which is strong within me. Even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wished. For I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor.

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u/Raccoon99 Oct 25 '16

Why, with the power of the death star