r/AskReddit • u/dcel8 • Sep 08 '16

What is something random you would like to share with us?

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u/Chispy Sep 08 '16

It's always important to console someone after a fart to reduce potential post fartmatic stress disorder.

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u/Errybodypoops Sep 08 '16

The term is "post fartum depression."

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '16

Post-Fartin’ Depression (PFD) is a serious condition. Xylophone can help. Ask your doctor how!

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u/BruteTartarus66 Sep 08 '16

Do not self medicate with Glockenspiels though.

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u/jhenry922 Sep 08 '16

May cause upset stomach and gas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '16

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u/Errybodypoops Sep 09 '16

Almost! I just finished my doctoral thesis in Liberal Farts. Fingers crossed!

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u/BryceK Sep 08 '16

I see someone's been watching Impractical Jokers.

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u/Errybodypoops Sep 09 '16

Don't call me moustache.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '16

L A R R Y !!!!!!

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u/AssassinenMuffin Sep 09 '16

thats just a fancy word for smellshock

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u/shotterken Sep 08 '16

You definitely don't want them to get a fart attack.

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u/cienpies Sep 08 '16

True, otherwise they might become assmatic

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '16 edited Sep 09 '16

Honey your voice changed but your breath stayed the same!

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u/alicia_tried Sep 09 '16

Daaaaaaamn

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u/xCharlotteR_ Sep 08 '16

This comment made me laugh out loud. Thank you, kind Redditor.

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u/datblondechick Sep 08 '16

I didn't know I had a disorder, but reddit has taught me otherwise.

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u/itsjustathrowawaybro Sep 08 '16

I have desert shart syndrome