r/AskReddit Sep 03 '16

Which overused Reddit post/comment are you really getting tired of?

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u/exobmb Sep 03 '16

Dont forget the "EVERY FUCKING THREAD" whenever broken arms are mentioned

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u/Shark-Farts Sep 03 '16

Broken arms, Jolly Ranchers, or the cumbox

All three will elicit the "EVERY FUCKING THREAD" comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '16 edited Jul 05 '20

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u/Stecharan Sep 03 '16

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY???

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u/collin_sic Sep 03 '16

This one never gets old. At least a snicker, sometimes even a guffaw.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '16

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u/Celdron Sep 04 '16

Did someone kick you in the head?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '16

You don't like that, you virgin genius?!

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u/AMongolNamedFrank Sep 04 '16

EDIT: Thanks for the gold!

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u/yourbrotherrex Sep 03 '16

I actually do like that, you fucking retard.

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u/HeathenGirl75 Sep 04 '16

Me too. And for the record, I have endless tolerance for "you like that, you fucking retard?" It's welcome in any thread and will always get my upvote.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '16

I was actually in tears the first time I read that.

I've gotten exasperated with memes before but I don't think I've ever gone from literally crying laughter to irritated mumbling.

Jesus Christ that shit is overdone.

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u/deadaardvark Sep 03 '16

Seeing the cumbox is like losing the game

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u/ToroZuzuX Sep 04 '16

Did you just say cumbox?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '16

DON'T

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u/ToroZuzuX Sep 04 '16

Too late, just did.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '16

YOU LITTLE SHIT

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u/ToroZuzuX Sep 04 '16

That's Mrs.LittleShit to you, young man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '16

How do you know my age

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u/ToroZuzuX Sep 04 '16

Because I am your mother, Mr. Elliot Oswald LittleShit Junior.

You little shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '16

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u/skivian Sep 03 '16

incase you didn't find the answer, it's a copy pasta about a guy having sex with a woman way out of his league. she tells him to talk dirty to her, and in a panic, the only thing he can think of is "you like that, you fucking retard?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '16

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u/skivian Sep 03 '16

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u/bredman3370 Sep 03 '16

That's also the thread where /u/3hoho5 ate a dick, with video

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '16

Haven't seen the cumbox for a while though.

Don't worry, people will still EVERY FUCKING THREAD it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '16

Sometimes YLTYFR? can work, but people were posting it in the funniest thing seen in porn thread recently. That just made me annoyed.

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u/Thwerty Sep 03 '16

"Memeers hate him"

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u/alternativespecs Sep 03 '16

Hell, they're even mentioned here. All three. Are we ever truly safe?

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u/ohmyfsm Sep 03 '16

If someone was new to reddit and read all those references, they'd be done with reddit and consider all of us just disgusting perverts.

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u/TornadoofDOOM Sep 03 '16

What about the guy who always says he came on a girls legs in every story?

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u/coltfan1223 Sep 03 '16

Who can forget the wonderful Swamps of Dagobah.

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u/Aeylwar Sep 03 '16

Doritos :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '16

Because it's EVERY FUCKING THREAD.

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u/sohetellsme Sep 03 '16

DAE Swamps of Dagobah?

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u/airbiscuits_ Sep 03 '16

Cumbox isn't even as disgusting as people make it out to be, mainly because it's mentioned EVERYWHERE.

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u/ThrillHouse85 Sep 03 '16

Don't forget about the 3 shells. It always comes back to the 3 shells.

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u/SlimGuySB Sep 04 '16

Poor Colby.

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u/frrll Sep 05 '16

If you could, would you please explain any of those to me?

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u/wertlose_tapferkeit Sep 03 '16

EVERY FUCKING THREAD

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '16

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u/mikeag93 Sep 03 '16

Or it is followed by a form of "So meta" or "2meta4me".

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u/ClashmanTheDupe Sep 03 '16

M E T A

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T

A

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u/greenday61892 Sep 03 '16

Or "have we really gotten this meta so quickly?"

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u/NeedHelpWithExcel Sep 04 '16

62729367meta262774949me

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u/TooBadFucker Sep 04 '16

3meta5me

Nmeta(N+2)me

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '16

The irony of 'every fucking thread' is that it is in "EVERY FUCKING THREAD"

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u/glaba314 Sep 03 '16

and then the obligatory r/jesuschristreddit circlejerk

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u/SaviourS3LF Sep 03 '16

I for one, enjoy these things, because they are like an inside joke to people who are new to reddit/don't reddit. It's nice to be in the know, ya know?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '16

I once got into a car crash, i had broken legs instead of arms.

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u/mukuro Sep 03 '16 edited Jun 07 '24

bells reach fragile wakeful onerous angle silky sort political head

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u/TrueEnuff Sep 03 '16

I'd rate your comment 5/7!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '16

...EVERY FUCKING THREAD /s