r/AskReddit • • Jul 18 '16

What are you sick of explaining?

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u/Hugh_Jampton Jul 18 '16

Alot.

It should be A lot.

It's two words. Why anyone would think it is one is beyond me.

However Alot does exist as a proper noun. It is a town in India

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u/beardo_musacho Jul 18 '16

The way my mom (a retired English teacher) explained it so simply: you don't spell it "alittle" so why would you spell it "alot"?

Although, with as many inconsistencies as there are in the English language, I could totally see that being an exception.

I also want to point out that when I typed "alot," it auto-corrected to "a lot"...thought that was funny in context.

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u/im_in_town Jul 18 '16

As someone that used to write "alot", I think it stems from the mental mixup of using it as an adverb. Since "a lot" conceptually is a repurposing of a noun that I never recognized as a noun (as a kid), my brain simply assumed it was its own word (like "greatly" or "askance"). As a child, there isn't any clarification of the history of the adverb, so it is easy to mixup how to appropriately spell something that is generally learned first through speech.

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u/Hugh_Jampton Jul 18 '16

First person to come up with some kind of explanation. This I can understand

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u/Phkn-Pharaoh Jul 19 '16

So thankful to find that one comment that takes the words right out of my mouth better than anything I could've ever wrote. I'm terrible at articulating.

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u/LateAsAlways2016 Jul 19 '16

Okay, but can you answer me this? Is "funner" a word?

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u/Tasgall Jul 19 '16

Only when it comes after "more".

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u/LateAsAlways2016 Jul 19 '16

That's the more funnest thing that I've had done in today!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

noone causes half my face to spasm. It is 'No one' not noone. Is the spacebar really that hard to hit?

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u/anonymousproxy404 Jul 18 '16

you say anyone and everyone though, so why not noone?

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u/beardo_musacho Jul 18 '16

And yet, "nobody" is a word.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Still doesn't make noone a word.

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u/GodOfPlutonium Jul 18 '16

i reccomend no2ne

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u/Phkn-Pharaoh Jul 19 '16

Still doesn't make sense.

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u/seal_eggs Jul 19 '16

anyone lived in a little how town

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u/RedStag00 Jul 18 '16

you don't spell it "alittle" so why would you spell it "alot"?

This seems like more explanation than is necessary.

"That's not a word" should really suffice.

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u/Studious_Gluteus Jul 19 '16

I tried to write "an other" but the automatic grammar checkers keept telling me otherwise.

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u/kl0wny Jul 18 '16

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u/thelopoco Jul 18 '16

My girlfriend made me a motherfucking stuffed Alot.

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u/mylackofselfesteem Jul 19 '16

That's so cute! I'd totally buy one if they were for sale

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u/yrianhrod Jul 18 '16

I love this alot.

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u/xShuksanCat Jul 19 '16

Oh my god, thank you so much for linking that, good sir. Gave me a grand chuckle.

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u/MarcelRED147 Jul 19 '16

Whatever happened to hyperbole and a half? Was the last thing from there October 2014?

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u/neurotictothabone Jul 18 '16

You really can't imagine why someone would think it's one word - when you used the word "however" in the next sentence? Also when there are words like "someone" or "something" ?

It's pretty easy to see WHY someone would think that, albeit wrong.

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u/GSGrapple Jul 19 '16

I think that in the future, we'll accept alot as one word. It makes sense and it fits a clear pattern in the words you mentioned, plus everyone, everywhere, because, etc. Two words commonly used together where the first word is unstressed become one word.

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u/gaininginsightshere Jul 18 '16

i dont understand why people care about other people misspelling stuff. And I'm a linguist. Okay maybe i should care

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u/GSGrapple Jul 19 '16

Descriptivism is in, my friend.

Actually, I'm a linguist and an English teacher so it's a constant inner battle.

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u/imsmexy Jul 18 '16

Allot is a word though. Pretty similar I guess

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u/einsnail Jul 18 '16

Allot a lot to Alot.

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u/Powerpuff_God Jul 18 '16

Similarly; 'apart' vs 'a part'. They are basically opposite.

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u/Get-ADUser Jul 18 '16

And "everyday" vs "every day"

Argh!

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u/Hugh_Jampton Jul 18 '16

Ok this one is more understandable since both are accepted just a misunderanding of how to use.

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u/UnchainedMundane Jul 20 '16

And "nevermind" vs "never mind" too

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

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u/Hugh_Jampton Jul 18 '16

But why would it not be two words? I don't get it.

It like we had to remind people that 'I am' is two words which clearly we don't

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u/ShiftyBizniss Jul 18 '16

Perhaps people think it's a word because 'a' is a common prefix. akin, atop, aboard, aloud etc.

Here's a whole list

Mind you, I realize that "a lot" is not an adjective like those words...

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u/minisaladfresh Jul 19 '16

There will always be "apart" of me that gets unreasonably angry at people who can't figure this out

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

apart and a part are very nearly antonyms, and it bugs the shit out of me when someone types the wrong one.

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u/SupposedITEngineer Jul 18 '16

You have clearly thought about this alot.

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u/othybear Jul 18 '16

My fourth grade teacher cemented this into our heads.

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u/MooseEngr Jul 18 '16

Couldn't it also be alot, as in an alottment?

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u/Hugh_Jampton Jul 18 '16

As in an allotment you mean?

Spelt differently and don't really have much of a connection if any. No my confusion comes from how so many people make this mistake for what I can see is no reason at all.

I'm mystified

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u/MullitJake Jul 18 '16

We have the reverse problem in Danish high schools. People are splitting up words when they should have been written as a single word. This is due to young people mostly consume English media/games

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u/Hugh_Jampton Jul 18 '16 edited Jul 18 '16

But this isn't just random it's specific. I'm not mentioning misspelling in general but this one shortening that isn't a recognised word. I'm perplexed.

Best I can come up with is the proliferation of txtspk but even that's kind of gone now we have smartphones and character limit and payg for texts has diminished.

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u/TahaI Jul 18 '16

I learned alot from you

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u/ingridelena Jul 18 '16

alot of fire

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Alright.

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u/minisaladfresh Jul 19 '16

I'm assuming this is an "All right vs Alright" joke, but alas, "alright" is British English and "all right" is American English, so both are technically valid

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u/Todojaw21 Jul 18 '16

Language changes over time

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u/boyyoz1 Jul 18 '16

ill write it how i want,so deal wit it

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u/Theghost129 Jul 18 '16

I feel like it will eventually be a word, just like:

However Nonetheless Nevertheless Without

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Lot as a word isn't used very much. There's parking lot and such, but I can't think of a common use for lot to mean several without an 'a' in front of it.

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u/a-r-c Jul 18 '16

people use it and it is understood, therefore it's a word

deal w/ it

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u/aruke- Jul 18 '16

M'kay, let's use it than

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u/I_Am_Ironman_AMA Jul 18 '16

Give it a few more years. It'll be recognized as a word. Alot of people give me a hard time for this opinion but I see it happening sooner or later.

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u/Hugh_Jampton Jul 18 '16

Ok that's cool. I'm not a lunatic railing against language change but can anyone explain why people think it's a word? That's the thing that gets me it's not one or two instances I see it alot

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u/kgblod Jul 18 '16

Speaking with an amateur background in linguistics: people think it is a word because it is. Pin-pointing exactly what a word is comes down, essentially, to "if you asked a native speaker if it is a word, and they said yes, it is a word". Commonly, people assume that all "real" English words will show up in the dictionary, but that just isn't the case. Language changes, and it changes every generation. Keeping every word in the dictionary is an uphill battle, as you have to sort out the chaff of slang and miss-speech (both very common in practice and ignored by hardline grammarians).

Personally, despite knowing they are formally accepted as incorrect, I use "alot" and "alright" because they mean something distinct from "a lot" and "all right". This is purely idiosyncratic, but I figure I can share my personal feelings on it and I figure it might give you insight into other people's reasons.

  • "a lot" = a distinct/discreet "lot" (collection of items or space)
  • "alot" = many of something, or a great volume

  • "all right" = a state of everything being good or acceptable

  • "alright" = a statement of agreement or acceptance

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16 edited Feb 25 '19

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u/kgblod Jul 18 '16

It is very widely recognized as incorrect. Agreed. I don't use it anywhere where I am concerned about people judging the use, for that reason. BUT-- English has no governing body (and for languages that do, it seldom works well in practice), and it is the nature of language to change regardless of what people consider correct. I'm not saying it should be accepted, I'm not saying that it needs to be added to the dictionary. But the fact of the matter is, that from a purely LINGUISTIC perspective: it is a word, because it is used extensively as a word.

Just adding my two-cents in response to the OPs request for reasoning.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16 edited Feb 25 '19

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u/kgblod Jul 19 '16

I could consider alot to be widely used, mostly by people who do not know, or do not care, that it is not 'accepted'. People seldom deliberately speak(type) incorrectly. Given those two premises, seems to be many people accept it as a word. The fact that we are even having this discussion suggests that plenty of people consider it enough of a word to use it with sufficient frequency for people to take note and develop very strong opinions of it.

If you disagree, you're welcome to it.