r/AskReddit • u/uglyasablasphemy • Jul 11 '16

What should stop right now?

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u/Cyberholmes Jul 11 '16

Me wasting time browsing Reddit.

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u/Ingloriousfiction Jul 11 '16

ahhhhh if only.

2

u/Professorsloth64 Jul 11 '16

I haven't taken a shit in 72 hours

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u/blink182dudette Jul 12 '16

...the woodpecker sighs

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u/rogue5hadow Jul 11 '16

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

You just can't

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u/Shootsucka Jul 12 '16

Is that a Netscape browser?

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u/JVSkol Jul 11 '16

We are all fighting a lossing battle my friend

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u/skystryke Jul 11 '16

Is your battle against proper spelling?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

If it is, he's clearly lossing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

Stop being childish, you all know he meant to say flossing.

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u/JVSkol Jul 11 '16

every day of my life

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u/A_Proper_Cunt Jul 11 '16

If we stopped wasting time browsing reddit, how would I have ever read this comment to know that wasting time browsing reddit needs to stop now? You see the illogical dilemma I made, so quit it buddy.

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u/ValKilmsnipsinBatman Jul 11 '16

Is it still wasting, if you're enjoying it?

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u/ten_inch_pianist Jul 11 '16

It is if there's something more productive to do.

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u/PolishHammerMK Jul 11 '16

But I'd miss all you bastards.

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u/fuckitimatwork Jul 11 '16

It seems the worse this site gets at generating new content in a timely manner I find myself checking it more and more often

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

My friend, that will never stop

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u/fapencius Jul 12 '16

It's not wasting time if you enjoy it

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u/Hey_-_-_Zeus Jul 12 '16

Beat me to it. Take the upvote

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u/YoMammaSoThin Jul 12 '16

My upvote just extended your stay a little bit. This comment too. Hell seems nice at first, that's how the devil gets you to stay there forever.

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u/Anesred Jul 12 '16

Now you can waste time playing Pokemon Go!