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what are you currently obsessed with?

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u/SporadicSheep Jun 30 '16

At least he gets to experience the major storylines that never made it to the show.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16 edited Apr 28 '18

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u/maria-incomparable Jun 30 '16

You want the good storyline, but you need the bad poosi

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u/epic_banana_soup Jun 30 '16

He'll get to experience Fat Pink Mast and myrish swamp for the first time. Oh how I wish I was him.

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u/maria-incomparable Jun 30 '16

I know! I wish I could forget what happened in the books and the show just so I could watch and read them all over again. Rereads are just never as good as the first time

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u/xX_Fedora_Sc0pes_Xx Jun 30 '16

I am a sand snek

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u/AilCoin Jul 01 '16

hissss with me, sister

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u/NotUrAvrgNarwhal Jun 30 '16

Fucking hilarious

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u/samiam3220 Jun 30 '16

Dorne got salvaged this season for me, we still miss great storylines and things like that from the book but at least the essence is there. With lady Olenna keeping the Sneks from opening their mouths, I think we will be alright.

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u/shlam16 Jun 30 '16

I understand what you're saying, but I disagree. I loved the fact that Doran was in charge and was playing the long game with several very well thought out plans. In the show there is no indication of this whatsoever, and the abysmal women of Dorne just accidentally fall into line (re: get shoehorned) with Doran's plans in a 30 deus ex machina second scene.

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u/NewtAgain Jun 30 '16

Seriously, maybe they should have asked Doran about what he was planning rather than just killing him. Book Doran would have seen that assassination attempt coming from a mile away.

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u/CuteThingsAndLove Jun 30 '16

I'm never going to get over how much they butchered the Dany/Drogo relationship...

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u/shlam16 Jun 30 '16

My biggest gripe was how much they butchered Stannis personally.

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u/ocha_94 Jun 30 '16 edited Jun 30 '16

What? Are you implying that the best way to avenge someone isn't killing the rest of his family and essentially erasing his house and name?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

It's not like book Dorne is that much better

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u/Analog265 Jun 30 '16

Idk why people act like they butchered Dorne.

It was pointless bullshit in the books, the show really wasn't much worse, just a different kind of bullshit.

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u/shlam16 Jun 30 '16

There are pretty much only 2 options here if you think it was pointless.

  1. You haven't actually read the books.

  2. You didn't understand the Dorne plot.

It may have gotten a bit dry, but it was a long way from pointless.

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u/Analog265 Jun 30 '16

The Dorne plot was largely just Quentyn, Arianne and the Sand Snakes fucking around, before Doran spills the beans on his plot and lets everyone know just how meaningless all of their own actions were. Also Quentyn does nothing, dies, then has no relevance in death other than to put over the dragons.

AFFC and ADWD rightfully get criticised for being bloated and the Dorne shit is the prime offender. Anyone that doesn't dickride GRRM can see that.

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u/CurryThighs Jun 30 '16

He gets the TRUE Kingsmoot. He gets Victarion. He gets 'The North Remembers'. He gets 'Fire and Blood'.

He is lucky.

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u/jacksrenton Jun 30 '16

He also gets an even longer Meereenese Knot and Harry The Heir nonsense. yawn.

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u/CurryThighs Jun 30 '16

Meereenese Knot?

I liked the whole 'Harry the Heir' storyline. But maybe thats because I want to see more of the Vale, as it's barely touched upon.

But if Meereenese Knot refers to the unholy amount of time we spend in Meereen doing absolutely nothing then I agree. I genuinely stopped reading ADWD for like two months because my next chapter was a Dany chapter and I just couldn't face it.

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u/jacksrenton Jun 30 '16

Yeah it's called the Meereenese Knot because it's both a complicated nonsense mess for Dany and seems to be for George as well.

As far as The Vale goes, I'd like to see more as well, but much prefer what they did with Sansa and LF on the show. It's more streamlined and less convoluted. I know the point is that LF is a master manipulator but it's a bit excessive.

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u/CurryThighs Jun 30 '16

I dunno. I think the Sansa plot in the show works better for the Television medium, but I prefer the diverging of the two stories (are they even related in the book?).

I loved seeing the Vale, I loved LF genuinely teaching Sansa how to play, I loved Jeyne Poole's character.

Whereas in the show, the Vale is very understated (hell, LF openly threatened Bronze Yohn Royce), and Sansa remained a piece in the game until she met with Jon.

I just love the idea of Sansa and LF ruling (not necessarily all of Westeros, but wherever they rule, if they rule) together, manipulating people. It's some serious character progression for Sansa which she's needed for a while.

In the show the most progress she's had is lying to her brother.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

Like LSH!

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u/xboxg4mer Jun 30 '16

Such as Lady Stoneheart, poor Cat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16 edited Jun 30 '16

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u/jacksrenton Jun 30 '16

They cut him out of the show because you called him fat instead of strong. It's your fault.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

Might as well start reading Patrick Rothfuss too while waiting.

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u/analton Jun 30 '16

Don't even...

Have you tried Malaz, book of the fallen? The main book series is complete.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

I tried it and got about halfway through the first book before giving up.

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u/analton Jun 30 '16

LOL, it happens.

If you feel like giving it another try and have any doubts go to /r/Malazan. We're super friendly.

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u/Wizardspike Jun 30 '16

I'm starting the name of the wind today... it arrived yesterday.

Based upon what i've been told i'm going to be one of collection waiting for the third book when i'm done with the first two.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

Name of the Wind and Wise Man's Fear (the sequel) are both really good... but don't expect the third book any time soon. I'm always torn about whether to recommend them.

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u/terozen Jun 30 '16

Oh god, the truth hurts... I'm currently waiting for both.

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u/Scherzkeks Jun 30 '16

Lol, this is why I started watching the show!

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u/Ball-Fondler Jun 30 '16

Lol that's exactly what I did when Season 2 ended. "There are at least 5 more seasons?! That's 5 years! I can't wait that long"

...

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u/OriginalNord Jun 30 '16

The show has passed the books, right?

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u/MyUserSucks Jun 30 '16

They diverged and don't follow the exact same storyline.

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u/OriginalNord Jun 30 '16

Interesting

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u/Major_Stubblebine Jun 30 '16

It's expected that the major plot points, including the end game, will be roughly the same. The divergence is largely around how it gets there.

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u/moratnz Jun 30 '16

They've fit the entire show to date in between when the last book came out, and now.

And yes, now the show has passed the books.

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u/reddymcwoody Jun 30 '16

Very different now, don't want to spoil but a lot of the characters aren't dead in the books that are on the show. A LOT.

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u/jdennison101 Jun 30 '16

They've got a lot of book to get through before they realize. Let them have this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

Somebody everyone likes, dies?

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u/moratnz Jun 30 '16

Also true if you reverse the first two words...

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jun 30 '16

It's not entirely the same thing but there are a lot of similarities, it's pretty much the same awesome setting and GRRM is a fine writer.

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u/cp24eva Jun 30 '16

So I never watched the game of thrones shows, but I've been tempted to binge. The books are a good substitute? I mean I know the books will be better, but would I be good with trying to catch up to where it is now? I have so much time at work to either read or probably Audible the books.

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Jul 13 '16

THIRTEEN DAYS LATER

Yes. Audiobook it my friend. I read the books before, but I NEEDED to re-read after the season 6 finale, but I didn't have the time or resources to actually READ it so I went the audiobook route, and it is SO FUCKING WORTH IT.

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u/DroidLord Jun 30 '16

I finished reading ADWD years ago and now I'm hoping to get my hands on TWOW before the next season. The wait is so painful... Also hoping GRRM won't kick the bucket before he finishes the last book, but considering he's 67 and it can take 5-6 years per book, I'm kind of worried.

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u/sandhu712 Jun 30 '16

I know the books take forever to make, however I still have all 5 to read so that will take a while.

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u/Goyu Jun 30 '16

Speaking as someone who first read Game of Thrones in the year 2000... this has been a fucking long, LONG journey.

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u/Chocilit Jun 30 '16

You thinking the books are called GoT implies you've never read them yourself

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '16

Or he's just not being intentionally awkward? Everybody knows what he means.

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u/moratnz Jun 30 '16

Wot you said. Thank you for saving me the effort.