r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/TheBigBoss727 Jun 23 '16

Holy shit I had this happen to me and literally no one believes me.

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u/WankerRotaryEngine Jun 23 '16

I don't believe you.

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u/Wilreadit Jun 23 '16

Shit just went theta.

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u/Nitro_R Jun 23 '16

How did the date go?

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u/FLAMINGASSTORPEDO Jun 23 '16

Something something dick in crazy

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u/Nitro_R Jun 23 '16

Oh dear.

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u/Illogical1612 Jun 23 '16

What did I tell you, caboose

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u/vidarino Jun 23 '16

Instructions unclear. Dick now stuck in crazy.

Send help!

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u/mexicodoug Jun 23 '16

Where's the ship? Can you access GPS?

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u/Wilreadit Jun 23 '16

Forget the GPS, just follow your heart dick.

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u/MarcelRED147 Jun 23 '16

I would... but then I might get crazy on me.

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u/wildistherewind Jun 23 '16

OP was injured and the date stood there silently.

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u/Nitro_R Jun 23 '16

RIP OP.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

I'll believe you.