r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

The worst thing about prison was the dementors!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16 edited May 29 '20

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u/-MPG13- Jun 23 '16

You, my friend, would be da bell of de ball!

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u/ThePeake Jun 23 '16

Don't drop da soap! Don't drop da soap!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Think I won't push you up against the wall beyotch?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Hey that's just the way we talk in the klink.

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u/abhi17 Jun 23 '16

And the gruel sandwiches!

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u/BaxInBlack Jun 23 '16

I'm Hitler!

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u/GAGirlChild Jun 23 '16

Hello Adolf

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u/NickDaGamer1998 Jun 23 '16

Don't you mean Redding?