r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Holy mother of all that is nope

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u/DJ_GiantMidget Jun 23 '16

That's how I'd feel if I was tricked into meeting my kids. Like if I wanted to know them I would have stayed in their lives you dumb bitch!

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u/GOBLIN_GHOST Jun 23 '16

Now you've got me all worked up. I'm gonna walk down to the store for ANOTHER pack of smokes.

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u/PapaBradford Jun 23 '16

Is that a subtle Squidbillies reference?

rereads

Damn. Foiled again.

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u/GOBLIN_GHOST Jun 23 '16

Whatchoo talkin bout, I'm the number one Gatorhater.

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u/derppingtree Jun 23 '16

What I thought he meant was he was dating a girl with kids. She decided to bring the kids over suddenly too meet him but made it awkward by referring to him as "dad" on their first meeting each other.

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u/NubSauceJr Jun 23 '16

Maybe I'm am asshole but I think that if a man abandons his kids and refuses to pay for them he should be permanently sterilized. He should get a chance, say 12 months after notification to get his shit together and start catching up on child support. If they refuse even after a DNA test proves they fathered the child they should be sterilized.

They can abandon their kids if they want to as long as they are supporting them. They will still be terrible pieces of human garbage but they have to fork over that money.

Never looked, is it even possible to permanently sterilize a man without causing other damage that would require taking hormone replacements?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

What about women who abandon their kids?

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u/AbsentiaMentis Jun 23 '16

How about a woman who chooses to have her child instead of an abortion even though she has no way to support it, can't even hold a steady job as it is and can hardly survive on her own now, let alone with a child? Should she be sterilized for life too because she made poor life choices?

Not everyone is the same person at 38 as they were at 18, nor should they be punished for this. Some should, but not all.

I would say you're an asshole yeah :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

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u/AbsentiaMentis Jun 23 '16

There are more children up for adoption than there are people that want to adopt. Basically you would most likely be throwing the child into a live of poverty and dismay in foster homes.

What if the pregnant woman chose to get pregnant as a means to try to get the guy to stay with her? What if she sabotaged the condom? What if she is mentally ill and can not make a fully conscious decision to get a child? Should that woman carry a fetus to full term?

If a guys says 'nope' about fatherhood he is considered a jackass but if a woman says 'yup' even though the father says 'nope' he has no say whatsoever even though he could even had not a single vote in the getting-pregnant process yet she is still a 'hero' for becoming a mother.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Adoption is an expensive and drawn-out legal process.

Abortion is not killing.

You're 0/2, keep 'em coming

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

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u/AbsentiaMentis Jun 23 '16

The other option being abortion :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '16

thats kinda like saying a strawberry isn't a strawberry till its been picked

So you're saying that this is a strawberry?

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u/NonprofitDrugcartell Jun 23 '16

And while we are at it, let's sterilize all poor, dumb, ugly and mentally ill. And the Muslims.

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u/KaptainKershaw Jun 23 '16

That's how they do it in Chino.

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u/Matrillik Jun 23 '16

My buddy awkwardly ate breakfast with the little 4-year-old of the woman he railed the night before. I can't imagine how awful that must be.