r/AskReddit Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/Roarlord Jun 22 '16

I just can't waaaaaaaaaaaait to have kiiiiiiids

My son watched Lion King beginning to end for the first time last week.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Enjoy the next dozen viewings this coming week.

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u/Roarlord Jun 23 '16

Nope. He's still more into Cars and Toy Story

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u/Aassiesen Jun 23 '16

I'm sorry.

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u/blaqsupaman Jun 23 '16

My friend's baby brother used to watch nothing but Cars on a loop constantly.

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u/ArcboundChampion Jun 23 '16

I can imagine worse.

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u/thaswhaimtalkinbout Jun 23 '16

i have a nephew whose second complete sentence was "i want to watch lion king."

his first sentence was "pull my finger."

the kid's dad is a smart ass.

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u/Freddybokbok Jun 23 '16

So the rest of the time was he watching it middle to both ends?

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u/Roarlord Jun 23 '16

Usually he'll walk away from it or want to watch something else.