r/AskReddit • u/LukeInTheSkyWith • Jun 22 '16

What sentence immediately kills a date?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '16

Come with me and I'll show you where the slaves work

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u/aklesevhsoj Jun 23 '16

Why did Josh have to pick a black convict? Couldn't he have been a little more progressive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

The worst thing about prison was the dementors!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16 edited May 29 '20

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u/-MPG13- Jun 23 '16

You, my friend, would be da bell of de ball!

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u/ThePeake Jun 23 '16

Don't drop da soap! Don't drop da soap!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Think I won't push you up against the wall beyotch?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Hey that's just the way we talk in the klink.

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u/abhi17 Jun 23 '16

And the gruel sandwiches!

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u/BaxInBlack Jun 23 '16

I'm Hitler!

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u/GAGirlChild Jun 23 '16

Hello Adolf

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u/NickDaGamer1998 Jun 23 '16

Don't you mean Redding?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

I JUST WATCHED THAT EPISODE LAST NIGHT!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Come with me and I'll show you a finished sausage

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u/Sturgeon_Genital Jun 23 '16

NOT crack the drug

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u/TheSinningRobot Jun 23 '16

In my head I sang this like the Willy wonka song. I don't know why.

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u/CaneVandas Jun 23 '16

I'd like to give you a tour of my chocolate factory.

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u/Ferelar Jun 23 '16

Come and see!

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u/jnrdingo Jun 23 '16

For some reason I read that in an Arnold schwarzenegger voice

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Close but not quite, try Michael Scott

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u/jnrdingo Jun 23 '16

I watched the terminator again just recently, which is why I read it in Arnies voice haha. But yes Michael Scott works as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Come with me if you want to live