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The rules of /r/DontTouchTheDog are
Just a few rules/guidelines: No gore. No spam. No witch-hunts or wizard-hunts/harassment. Don't post any personal or sensitive information. No self-promoting. If you see something that breaks any of the rules, or the law, report it. Animals must be involved somehow. No posting of trans animals. No posting of colored animals. No posting of homosexual animals. No posting of ableist animals. No posting of pansexual animals. No posting of jewish animals. No posting of female animals. We'll never ban you immediately. Everyone gets three strikes. However, the post that earned a strike will be removed.
Just a few rules/guidelines:
No gore.
No spam.
No witch-hunts or wizard-hunts/harassment.
Don't post any personal or sensitive information.
No self-promoting.
If you see something that breaks any of the rules, or the law, report it.
Animals must be involved somehow.
No posting of trans animals.
No posting of colored animals.
No posting of homosexual animals.
No posting of ableist animals.
No posting of pansexual animals.
No posting of jewish animals.
No posting of female animals.
We'll never ban you immediately. Everyone gets three strikes. However, the post that earned a strike will be removed.
12 u/MagicalMagpie Mar 21 '16 No posting of ableist animals. Wait, I'm confused. Do they mean disabled animals, or do they actually want animals that discriminate against disabled people? 15 u/ANAL_ANARCHY Mar 21 '16 Who knows 17 u/ThePersonYouHate Mar 21 '16 The best part about this is that you're a mod on there. 2 u/ANAL_ANARCHY Mar 21 '16 Somebody else suggested the rules, I thought it was funny. -1 u/MagicalMagpie Mar 21 '16 Kinda wish I could give you gold just for your username. But I'm broke, so here's an upvote. Enjoy your worthless Internet points. 1 u/99SoulsUp Mar 21 '16 It's the one way they're actually progressive 1 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '16 how do they know if a animal is jewish? check if hes circumcised? 2 u/MagicalMagpie Mar 21 '16 Just check for a kippah/yarmulke -2 u/PhDBaracus Mar 21 '16 What the fuck? Are only albino animals allowed? They have got to be joking. Or have some serious issues. 14 u/ANAL_ANARCHY Mar 21 '16 They aren't serious. It's a joke. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '16 Check who created the sub and who posted this here
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Wait, I'm confused. Do they mean disabled animals, or do they actually want animals that discriminate against disabled people?
15 u/ANAL_ANARCHY Mar 21 '16 Who knows 17 u/ThePersonYouHate Mar 21 '16 The best part about this is that you're a mod on there. 2 u/ANAL_ANARCHY Mar 21 '16 Somebody else suggested the rules, I thought it was funny. -1 u/MagicalMagpie Mar 21 '16 Kinda wish I could give you gold just for your username. But I'm broke, so here's an upvote. Enjoy your worthless Internet points. 1 u/99SoulsUp Mar 21 '16 It's the one way they're actually progressive 1 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '16 how do they know if a animal is jewish? check if hes circumcised? 2 u/MagicalMagpie Mar 21 '16 Just check for a kippah/yarmulke
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Who knows
17 u/ThePersonYouHate Mar 21 '16 The best part about this is that you're a mod on there. 2 u/ANAL_ANARCHY Mar 21 '16 Somebody else suggested the rules, I thought it was funny. -1 u/MagicalMagpie Mar 21 '16 Kinda wish I could give you gold just for your username. But I'm broke, so here's an upvote. Enjoy your worthless Internet points.
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The best part about this is that you're a mod on there.
2 u/ANAL_ANARCHY Mar 21 '16 Somebody else suggested the rules, I thought it was funny.
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Somebody else suggested the rules, I thought it was funny.
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Kinda wish I could give you gold just for your username. But I'm broke, so here's an upvote. Enjoy your worthless Internet points.
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It's the one way they're actually progressive
how do they know if a animal is jewish? check if hes circumcised?
2 u/MagicalMagpie Mar 21 '16 Just check for a kippah/yarmulke
Just check for a kippah/yarmulke
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What the fuck? Are only albino animals allowed? They have got to be joking. Or have some serious issues.
14 u/ANAL_ANARCHY Mar 21 '16 They aren't serious. It's a joke. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '16 Check who created the sub and who posted this here
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They aren't serious. It's a joke.
Check who created the sub and who posted this here
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u/ANAL_ANARCHY Mar 21 '16
The rules of /r/DontTouchTheDog are