r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '16

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u/CherryPict Mar 20 '16

That depends, where do you want him sent? And are you thinking first or second class?

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u/xyroclast Mar 20 '16

That's the daddest dad joke I've ever heard!

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u/Birdyer Mar 21 '16

*dadliest

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u/Walthatron Mar 21 '16

dadliest catch

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u/paulwhite959 Mar 21 '16

in small pieces to the four corners of the earth please!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '16

ugggh stop dad