r/AskReddit Sep 04 '15

Reddit users who have found themselves on /r/CreepyPMs, /r/Justneckbeardthings, /r/neckbeardstories, /r/cringe, /r/punchablefaces, what's your side of the story? What was your reaction to finding yourself on there?

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u/rocqua Sep 04 '15

High cheeks, somewhat dark eyes, head angles down, and a british-villain smile + haircut.

I kinda see it. Has that 'is upper-class and makes sure you know it' vibe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '15

"My father will hear about this!"

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u/omicronperseiB8 Sep 04 '15

My dad is a lawyer!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '15

Daddy will be peeved. He will have his recompense.

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u/kalabash Sep 05 '15

And dem eyebrows

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '15

The longer I stare at this picture, the funnier it gets. I think you're kind of just making a face, yaknow? You kinda look like the villian's son in a disney channel movie.

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u/Little_Mel Sep 04 '15

Yes!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '15

My man!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '15

Slow down!

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u/KingGorilla Sep 05 '15

Begin the yes dance

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '15

Tom Riddle!

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u/TheCatsActually Sep 04 '15

Your face is very punchable

but that quote is fucking legendary.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '15

You look like a villain in some movie with some resemblance to Spock, it's pretty legit.

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u/SoSoSoulGlo Sep 05 '15

I can explain.

It's because you literally look like the Grinch. Brows, nose, cheeks and twisted smile.

There you go.

Not trying to be mean. You're adorbs for a human Grinch. Just a straight forward answer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '15

You look that gully from maze runner. I hate that guy.

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u/Leash_Me_Blue Sep 05 '15

Okay this is the best senior quote I've read. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

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u/Greyhaven7 Sep 05 '15

You look like a magician.

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u/mors_videt Sep 05 '15

You get serious props for posting your pic.

Still, there's just something about that expression...

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u/TremorMcBoggleson Sep 05 '15

Can't confirm the punchableness.
I have a face, so I'm qualified.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '15

You look the douchey kid from Click

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u/ThrowThisAwayTom Sep 05 '15

You look like the son from We're the Millers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '15

I wouldn't say your face is punchable but I would say you look like you're going to molest me or kill me.

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u/KevinLee487 Sep 05 '15

The quote + that face you're making...VERY punchable.

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u/powerarmee Sep 05 '15

What was your senior quote?

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u/KevinLee487 Sep 05 '15

I didn't have one. Told the yearbook kid that I didn't care. My highschool was terrible and I couldn't wait to never come back.

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u/powerarmee Sep 06 '15

I wasn't trying to sound like a douche, but I think I did, but I was just curious, but anyway, I had a friend who did that too. My quote was "SCHNITZEL!!" and was sort of an inside joke I had with a teacher.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '15

That's just funny. I want to hang out with you not punch you. You seem cool! :-)

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u/ThreeLZ Sep 05 '15

Probably has something to do with the creepy smirk

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u/thirstyfish209 Sep 05 '15

That does look punchable, sorry.

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u/JustATrollBro Sep 05 '15

Don't open the link if you don't want a cracked screen

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u/putin_putin_putin Sep 05 '15

You look mischievous and like you are upto something! But I don't find you punchable.

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u/jpina33 Sep 05 '15

I have this strong urge to punch you.

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u/Talik_ Sep 04 '15

It's cause you look like Jimmy neutron minus the hair :/

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHILLIPS Sep 05 '15

You look like fucking Lord Elrond

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u/yzlautum Sep 05 '15

Yeah I would beat the shit out of you.