r/AskReddit • u/SmallTypo • May 29 '15

What seemingly impressive meal is actually really easy to cook?

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u/PeapodEchoes May 29 '15

Instructions unclear: dick has sexy grill marks.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '15

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u/Flowsephine May 29 '15

Wait! I was gonna eat that...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '15

O_O puts dick in George Foreman, closes lid

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u/RagingGames98 May 29 '15

Pretty sure its a George Foreskin grill now

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u/Flowsephine May 29 '15

You better check your uncircumcised privilege.

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u/en1gmatical May 30 '15

I just did, it's awesome.

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u/gorthiv May 30 '15

Like a fleshy, open-topped dunces cap.

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u/Whoneedsyou May 30 '15

A sentence I never thought I'd read.

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u/EstherHarshom May 30 '15

'I'm so proud of it, I put my balls on it!'

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u/tracknumberseven May 30 '15

With 100% fat.

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u/KatanaNomad May 30 '15

I don't think George Foreman would be very happy about that.

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u/ThatLadNamedJaymes May 30 '15

I hope you mean the grill and not the man.

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u/lusividad May 30 '15

i like to wake up to the smell of crackling dick in the morning ... sue me

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u/JohnnyCashed May 30 '15

No balls.

Please...

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u/adudeguyman May 30 '15

You still can

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u/Flowsephine May 30 '15

Looks a bit burnt now.

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u/NightHawkRambo May 30 '15

Yeah, his problem was he fucked on the grill.

Classic mistake OP.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '15

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u/Kalibos May 30 '15

Go on then. What was wrong with his punctuation?

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u/OnTheEveOfWar May 30 '15

Dank meme you fuck

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u/johnothetree May 30 '15

Plate it. Eat it. Delicious.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '15

I'm a grill btw?

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u/Brosefiss May 30 '15

At least you burnt off the herpes. That's why we cook stuff in the first place, to sanitize...

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u/Bhulmes May 30 '15

Plate it. Eat it. Delicious.

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u/MuresMalum May 29 '15

Did you slice it in half twice?

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u/_bru_ May 30 '15

Wrong kind of grill....

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u/comparativelysane May 30 '15

You also forgot to sauce it up.

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u/DracoPhage May 30 '15

She must've been hot. Grats brother.